I honestly think the original ah lads not again post is the funniest

*minces onion and garlic for you with romantic intentions*

I love how in mr brightside he’s like “coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine” and then proceeds to describe how he is not doing fine at all

SOULMATES

Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.

It got better

Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.

This has officially become one of my favorite posts.

I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet.

archiveofourown.org: Graphic Depictions of Gluten, doughut/sprinkles, doughnut/glaze, doughnut/sprinkles/glaze, doughnut - character, sprinkles - character, glaze - character, dsg threesome, first time, morning doughnuts, AU - doughnutverse, omg i don’t even know, knotting

#THE KNOTTING AT THE END OF THE AO3 IS THE MOST ACCURATE THING IVE SEEN IN MY LIFE

I feel at peace.

I had to see this image so now you do, too.

yall aint ready for her dropdown

I lost it here

hello excuse me what the fuck is a gyal womanist mermaid

all at once?

So no Poland?

That feeling when the label collector claims to be from every country on Earth except yours

Who is this bitch, Captain Planet?

why are you all bullying this person when she is literally everyone this is your mother and your daughter….

You know what? Fuck you *eats a nature valley on your bed*

The spiritual successor to Miette

Might I also add

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

Can haz snackytreat

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world heritage post

reblog for easter

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

jesus gonna rise up, im gonna whip the devil

love is fucking dead. valentines day used to mean something

My baby

Mine’s not funny, it’s literally just my gal. 

That be my cat, Marshall😂

the beast who lurks in the darkness outside the door at 3am

My roomies kitty Casper cuddling with me she’s a babby and furrocious huntress

He’s a handsome boy.

One of my boy resting his head against my leg 😭💖

neji and billie jean this morning

My sweet fat boy, Ori, who refuses to sit still when he knows I’m taking pictures ~

Another from a slightly better angle cause it’s what he deserves ~

this is a feral cat we found and named it murder. we tried to clean it up a little and it tried to murder us.

my mans

Gemini sun, Leo moon, Gemini rising 

99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified

Clytemnestra: crack? Is it crack you smoke?

gemini sun, leo moon, gemini rising moodboard 🍭

for @sirrobinofthebritain

GEMINI SUN | LEO MOON | GEMINI RISING

for @sirrobinofthebritain

Zodiac couple

For: @sirrobinofthebritain