Batjokes is just that one meme of the guy going "I love a woman who will just actually kill me."
Like Joker wants either
A. To be kissed by Batman
B. To be murdered by Batman
But actually
C. Trick question, all of the above
Gotcha.
Bruce Wayne's no good, very bad day is about to get a whole lot better. Scene from the 7th chapter of LISMBWYD, you can read the fic here ✨️
Also chapters 8 and 9 are now up!
Batjokes prompt: cat(or catboy) Joker being snuggly af
oh nooooo oh noooooooooooooo your toxic waste evil archnemesis got turned into a catboy oh nooooo and he just fell asleep on your lap during an interrogation and now you can't go vigilanting around Gotham oh nooooooooooooo
(this is all part of Joker's evil scheme, btw. His henchmen are blowing up a hospital as Batman awkwardly pets his softe little ears and makes him prrrr)
and kaya is elsbeths plus one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel you on the lego batjokes hate. Previously i had no issue with it but fandom puritans and people who dont know SHIT about batman comics were so insistent on saying that lego batjokes is the only good batjokes that it basically ruined it for me
No because it’s actually so annoying.
“Lego Batjokes because its only okay in that universe!” You saw the most boring and watered down iteration of a character dynamic portrayed as legos and condemned anyone who was genuinely willing to explore it elsewhere because it makes you “uncomfortable”
They never touched a comic in they life, it’s always some sort of moral olympics like it’s so annoying. Way to ruin the fun.
No Lego Batman doesn’t have the best iteration of batjokes. Grow up girl, you picked the worst and simpliest version of the characters and continue to preach “oh only in this universe” just ship something else, I’m tired of this being the norm in batjokes spaces. Ship something else at that point there is no point in having you floating around just condemning people for a ship WHOS LITERAL POINT IS THAT THE SHIP IS TOXIC.
Eddie and Maddie this episode:
Just Joker and Sofia being normal
A little doodle of one of my fav scenes from the 6th chapter of LISMBWYD
You can read the fic here
kissed that man on the mouth in his own kitchen and flustered him so bad he agreed to a date without even hearing him ask it. thats insane behavior.
Chapter 6 of LISMBWYD is now up and you can read it here ✨️
Here's a sketch of my favorite part 🫠 Bruce is just a little princess
Back in ye old Y2K DC put out a little comic run called Batman: It’s Joker Time. It has its issues for sure, it’s a bit like Batman: Cacophony in that it’s a story about Joker getting badly hurt and the only one that actually cares in the whole world is Batman.
It’s also interesting in that the unethical ‘therapy’ they put Joker through actually has an effect. After they lock him in a small room for months with no stimulation that isn’t a mindless reality show he becomes a shell of himself. In this altered state he’s vulnerable and is kidnapped to be used as entertainment on the show himself. As he’s effectively held prisoner here and the police don’t care, the only one left to help him from the outside is Batman, and some of his men once Joker starts an affair with a producer lady just to get him items like, better clothes, furniture, a phone and the assurance of some privacy.
So actually it’s pretty dark and pretty sad, and it brings us not just to Batman: Cacophony but also Batman: Devils Advocate, where Batman has to step in to actually get Joker some human rights every once in a while.
It makes me think about the concept of Joker and bodily autonomy. His masochism is a well known fact but it’s not a big reach to suggest there is an element of reclaiming EVERYTHING for himself, because he knows terrible breaches of his autonomy will happen anyway, so in his mind it’s better to not just accept it, but embrace it, so his spirit remains undamaged even in the face of great harm. He breaches enough people’s bodily autonomy daily, he understands how easily it’s done.
And yet in Joker time, cacophony and devil’s advocate Batman is there to pick up pieces of a person even Joker would’ve shattered.
Okay but why did that scene look like he was trying to fuck Batman
My friend Eric added this and it’s canon here as far as I’m concerned
"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:
the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers
call it Taken… To Court
you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?
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you know Easter is just around the corner cause this post is making rounds again
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