"I can walk anywhere in 25 minutes"

crying at these comments on the instrumental cover of 50 cent’s P.I.M.P

happy lesbian visibility week

Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

hello i've just realized how much traction this has gotten, this is all very general advice, and there are some rly good additions in the notes! check them out!

ANASTASIA (1997) dir. Don Bluth & Gary Goldman

XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS (1995–2001)

Girldick this, boydick that, I’m hunting MOBY Dick

Rybička (English: Little Fish) is a small Czech pocket knife with the handle shaped as a fish. It has been produced since the first decades of the 20th century. The knife was particularly popular during the period of socialism in Czechoslovakia. It was valued as a simple and small tool used for mushroom picking, a traditional Czech hobby. It was very popular and sold in large numbers on the Czechoslovak market. As of 2014, it is produced by the company Mikov in Mikulášovice, Czech Republic.

Are we not going to talk about how

?!?!?

As-tu vu le vert ver allant vers le verre en verre vert?

Ce ver vert sévère sait verser ses verres verts.

Le ver vert va vers le verre vert. Les vers verts levèrent le verre vert vers le ver vert.

They've been married for 50 years pt. 4

Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

It's not r*pe, it's rape. It's not su*cide, it's suicide. Not unalive, dead. The backbone needs to be reintroduced en masse because softening the blow of these concepts with advertising language does absolutely nothing but allow people unaffected by them to feel not even a sting of what they can do, prompting inaction.

And it's been proven that on certain websites, you don't even face a repercussion for using the words as they are. People just started censoring themselves because they feared the potential lack of views and likes and followers which is so nasty itself.

Read Whisks Worth Taking (a Bake Off AU) on AO3 here!

Main ship: Ava/Beatrice

Sub-ships: Camila/Lilith, Mary/Shannon

Rating: E (for eventual smut)

Summary:

Nothing could have prepared Beatrice Jones, acclaimed pastry chef and judge of Ready Set Bake, for their new host, Ava Silva. She’s a whirlwind of energy, puns, and flirtatious banter; everything Beatrice is not. And yet… the attraction is undeniable.

Navigating a budding relationship through the echoes of past traumas isn’t easy, especially when the show must go on. To complicate things further, it seems they have a saboteur on set.

This summer the baking tent might just put more pressure on the crew than the contestants!

Tags: Slow burn, fluff, angst, eventual smut

Read on AO3

happy lesbian visibility week

nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well

enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.

It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar

this post came back to me like a dear son from war, hello ol boy

(Photo IDs in alt text)

(this is for everyone but especially queer, LGBT+, trans, “cringy”, disabled, fat, BIPOC/BBIMP, otherwise marginalized and/or non “normative” communities, identities, and people. we love you all 💜. ~Nico)

Cabaret ( 1972 ) dir. Bob Fosse