There's Herp All Up In My Derp!

THEM 💚🖤

bedtime

NOTE: stä'noli should be stolä'ni, that was a pretty rudimentary mistake and I'm not really sure what was going on in my brain when I wrote it but 😅 maybe i'll fix it on the image later but i can't be bothered right this minute, i'm already up way later than I should be as is (have an early day tomorrow)

Further language notes/rambling under the cut!

finch's making a batlantern artbook and I get to be a guest artist i'm so happy q_q

I just -

Am I wrong tho??

HC that the average life expectancy in Gotham is actually four years higher than the national average because they collectively just keep refusing to die

the general concensus being "if we die the clown wins"

Gotham really is the perfect scientist trap, like every scientist in the world is either at "I could fix it" or "I could make it worse" with a few that are like "I could study so so SO good it and win a Nobel"

It's basically the most frantic game of whack-a-mole/herding cats. All STEM majors have a 100-level required class on why you can't go to Gotham.

I bets that's really hard/confusing for the kid from Gotham who whent to school out of state and took Gotham 101 as an easy A.

And ends up fistfighting a TA because they used a Google image of her grandma's house in a slide show.

Now I’m think about the skip rhymes and children’s games gothamites have come up with to teach kids how to survive different villains and catastrophes.

I’m imagining an in universe twitch channel where this dude goes on a walk and in the background you can see Batman fighting someone in the background, and the dude doesn’t really notice it until the chat goes insane like “DUDE RHE BAT IS RUIGHT THERE” and they turn around and say “oh wow, Tuesday already” before carrying on. Then in another stream you can see a gas filling the streets, and he nonchalantly pulls a gas mask out of their bag before stating “some places have pollen season, we have gas season”

When you have to go to weddings but you’re  FMA trash so you start planning Ed/Winry’s wedding 🙃🙃🙃

Ed can’t be bothered to tie a bowtie properly but Mustang won’t be having this

Elicia Hughes is flower girl

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b word

Honestly you can say the same of any line cook

X-Men ’97 1x08 “Tolerance is Exctinction - Part 2”

Too soon?

grilled cheese

everybody loves the gif but I feel like this moment can only truly be enjoyed with the audio so here

M!A - We're in the future ... present ... kind of sort-of the past for the next 6 asks!

fact or cap in the form of logurt fics 🙏🙏 manifestations code 2024