It's always sunny in my love for yellow
i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii
- “Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“
- “Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“
- “We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“
- “Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“
- “On April 19th, I made bread.“
- “ I have buggered men.“
- “If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“
- “It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“
- “Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“
- “Epaphra is not good at ball games.”
- “Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“
- “Secundus likes to screw boys.“
I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.
the guy who wrote “if anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my gf” drank XTREME respect women juice
Virginia Woolf, in a diary entry dated 5 February 1904 featured in Virginia Woolf: The Complete Collection
you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.
The Beast that Bothers
the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation
László Mednyánszky (1852-1919) - Old Man's Death. Death of the Painter's Father, 1890
Bothering the beast
i'm in my Assemblage Era
more recent assemblage!
just heard a skeleton skitter past ...
bah, nasty little things.
lately i’ve been feeling…
this motherfucker actually just tweeted this in the middle of his own championship match at wrestlemania
just in case you’re doubting me
he lost, btw