at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing

Two beasts meet

Still Life with Magic Wand by Severin Roesen.

I could be your ibuprofriend :).....or your advillain >:)

pov you're a new professor and some kid keeps challenging you to a duel

I know how people's interpretation of Odysseus and Athena's relationship is somewhat toxic but parental, but I like to think of him as her weird pet

how will i be able to go about my day normally after reading this

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

Thanks I’ll take five of them

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

IT WORKS!!!!

MP3 PALYER

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HOW?

mfers will say "im against book banning in schools and libraries!" and then turn around and say ao3 needs to be censored

The people arguing to ban and/or remove content from Ao3 are completely and utterly convinced that censorship is different when they do it.

Fly Airbus: our planes aren't falling out of the sky, and at time of writing, none of our employees have been fucked to death by a horse!

There's a surprising number of people going "what does this mean?!" when I thought it was pretty clear, even if you don't know the history. But a brief explanation:

1. There are basically only two companies making passenger jets right now, Airbus and Boeing.

2. Boeing has had a bunch of quality problems recently which is impacting the safety of their planes

3. A Boeing employee once got fucked to death by a horse.

4. Thus, I thought it'd be funny if Airbus capitalized on the situation, by pointing out the two major advantages they have over Boeing: their planes have been significantly safer recently, and none of their employees have ever been fucked to death by a horse.