I can’t wait to teach all your kids how to responsibly break the laws of physics.
Implyin’ that I, as Carrier, won’t try ta teach ‘em first.
I, ‘a ‘course, happily welcome the assist, darlin’. Can never have too many influences.
Ah, there’s always arts and literature too.
Also don’t say that last part too loud…remember…Brainstorm
WHAT BITCH
oh whirm?
Just fucking kidding i’m gay
Im not gay im hetero challenged
I feel like you would be good friends with a Roomba that has a knife taped to it. Course it'd have to be a lot bigger since you guys are bigger than humans, but you'd be so proud of it wouldn't you? Everytime it stabbed an ankle.
wait are ya tellin me that a “Roomba” is what humans call swerve but with a knife?
unnn.nnnnnnnggghhhhhhhhhhhhh timestream ball
Here comes the real whirl receipt Whirl is actually kinda nice
Oh shit whirl call outs uh uh uh INVENTED DEATH no no wait fuck
SAID MOJO THAT ONE TIME, I’M NOT OVER THAT
Laid this egg
Oh shit whirl call outs uh uh uh INVENTED DEATH no no wait fuck
SAID MOJO THAT ONE TIME, I'M NOT OVER THAT
Oh shit whirl call outs uh uh uh INVENTED DEATH no no wait fuck
It's weird how first aid is on this ship when you legally have to engage in self destructive behavior and wanna die
We know a lot of things here on the lost light but we also dont know shit
THE BOY: ME
THE COLD ONE: MY BRIEFCASE
CRACKING OPEN: INDESCRIBABLE SURVIVOR’S GUILT AND REGRET
Put a snack for rewind on a slightly-too-high table and watch him reach after it again and again like maybe this time
In what jean claude van damme universe would I ever do something to destroy gun
If you in possession of the "art power" and you decide to draw us "cybertronians" as "humans" but then you draw us all like "white boy wearing lab coat" "white boy with visor on" "white man with semitic features ie a hooked nose to indicate that he was/is morally ambiguous if not outright evil" then you are weak, and also a coward
- Chromedome my sad friend
- Nautica my cool as hell friend
- Whirl who thinks my guns are cool
- That fucking guy who’s in the lab all the time
