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WHO CAN IT BE NOW? 

WHO CAN IT BE NOW? 

The most realistic scene in any Marvel movie.

low on self esteem, so u run on mac & cheese

is this a Halsey song

Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!

hes from an alternate timeline

the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory

do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much

The bourgeoisie

i wish soulja boy would walk into my house and crank dat, killing me instantly

The true mark of adulthood is when your parents no longer schedule your Dr appointments so instead you just don’t go and hope you don’t die

when september hits

me: *goes out in jeans, boots, and a sweater when it’s still 90 degrees* it’s fall

half of north america is on fire and the other half is getting pounded by abnormally powerful hurricanes

future’s looking pretty bright lads

literally anything west of like colorado that isn’t a desert is basically on fire

It’s almost as if the globe was like, getting warmer.

WAFER!!! ❤

Not For Sale

Millennials are going to kill the telemarketing and phone scam industries because I don’t know about y'all but I don’t even answer the phone for my own mother, if you need me you’re texting me

Never too old to fight with your brother in public.