The earlier you post this the funnier it is

wow can't believe sonic is telling me to live and learn

*smashes you over the head with a potion bottle but it was a healing potion and it heals you for the exact amount of damage i dealt you* oh… uh. hm. do you think you could just lay on the floor and pretend to be unconscious

uhhh i guess that’s reasonable. how long? maybe five to ten seconds?

longer. *aside, to my minion* how long does it take to set up the heinous device?

#Love Transcends Death BRANDON LEE as ERIC DRAVEN THE CROW (1994) @giftober 2023 | Day 31: Free Choice

Palestinian students sit next to the empty seats of their martyred classmates. 

Steve will eat 64 whole ass rotisserie chickens and still be hungry by the end of the day

math problem ass game protagonist

WHY THE FUCK IS IT HONEY I PUT A FUCKING STEVE GIF

FUCK THIS WEBSITE

thanks but i have under 300 followers on here and i posted this 3 hours ago lmao this shit aint goin nowhere fast

That honey gif is sexual as all hell

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capitalism breeds innovation

Yeah that will do it.

improved

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it is fucking critical that gen z kids rediscover the idea of posers

posers AND sell outs !!!!!!

adding a "Sad!" at the end of sentences will never not be funny now, trumps tweets were like a Cambrian explosion of linguistics

tool? nine inch nails? industrial metal? bitch this aint home depot !!!!!

You're just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don't become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. "Hedonism" is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don't let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radial rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You're a mammal.

Things that are better than sex:

1. when a masked character does the head tilt thingy