“sonic the hedgehog” with your eyes closed

Sonic gnf hrfgenkc

sonud hre uefkrhih

Sonic thebh4ety8y

Okay, I got the first part but hedgehog really messed me up

O if the bedgehog

sonic the herg job

She herg on my job til I sonic

i tried my best

That’s all that matters. *pat pat*

that’s it? that’s all? what about the beauty and joys of life? don’t those matter?

No.

Sonic the herg job

sonic the hedgehog

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

…

This is the equivalent of Odysseus shooting an arrow through 12 axes. I am madly in love.

Shvgc rbe vesvrvkc

ACK

Si he ths hexcsgjx

sonic the hedgehog

sonic the hedgehod

Ive memorized the layout of a keyboard

Subhc the gedfwchd

sonic tje headgoug

uh i think i did good????

sonnix the hedgehod

guh

sonic the hedgehoe

“Hedgehoe”

So ic the hedgehog

sonic the hedgehod

Sonic thr hedgejog

Somjc tbe brfgehog

Not great

Sonic the hedgehog.

Not surprised.

Sonif tje hergejot

Sonic the hedgehog

sonic the hedghhehog

oh wow that’s pretty damn close

son9 thr hrfhrhig

Like to charge reblog to cast

You’re not casting

me: i dont like gangnam style

you: yeah me nei-

me: PSY-ch!

reblog if you gangnam smiled

gravy (beef flavour)

trying something out, don't mind this post I'm seeing if I can break the tumblr

step 2 of possibly tumblr-breaking

okay I think this post might be broken now

no

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Also, the ads make it so that you know you're getting rickrolled before hand. It just ruins the fun and it doesn't have the same impact anymore. I mean, we also lost the blatant copyright violations instead of simply shout-outs, but We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside we both know what's going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it

GOD FUCKING DAMIT

game that starts out as a cozy little farming sim and gradually expands into full-blown factory farming where you're raising livestock in narrow stalls by the millions and have enough economic sway to influence environmental policy-making that may slow your profits

"buddy that's just cookie clicker again" and when the songbird sings do you make fun of it too?

thank you for the warmup piece mister cookieclicker

my corniest bullshit immortalized once again. thank you

anytime mister cookieclicker o7

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

#a samurai with a flintlock pistol sitting next to a guy dressed as a caveman drinking a styrofoam cup of dr pepper#and it fucks severely

It's not THE renaissance, it's A renaissance. Of what? Up to you

my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

she told me she doesn't remember saying this. quote, "must have been steak-induced hysteria"

'cause im a potato.

GOOD FUCKING LUCK NONE OF MY POSTS HAVE MADE IT PAST 200 NOTES

i am very dedicated

@three-eyed-skullbunny bnuy. come on. lets do this

please dont

:] /gen orrr...?

Sus Among Us (proceeds to violate the laws of physics

@strixludica @satelite-kun-main @the-adhd-sorcerer @official-megumin @f4y3w00d5 @vivizn @virtualgirladv @k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl @flodoeslancer @bassguitarinablackt-shirt @despazito @derinthescarletpescatarian @sabertoothwalrus @ecofmaster @floatingcamel23 @shadraxofficial @take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool

And now that i mentioned most of my mutuals, allow me to do the fucking 19 phrases for 「MADE IN HEAVEN」 but its famous blogs

I have absolutely NO clue what happened in this post. I read it TWICE and I STILL need some damn clarification

Did

Did you just tag Neil the god we don't deserve fucking Gaiman

yea he sure did do that just now

my highly respected sniffer

@dogposts share this you pansies

been wanting to do this

100 notes and i'll tell my s/o that them flirting with other ppl makes me feel uncomfortable

200 notes and i'll try to write regularly

300 notes and i'll sleep on time

400 notes and i'll eat properly

500 notes and y'all are crazy as fuck, but I'll post some of my singing here

moots: @adharagranley-writer @shit-hit-the-fan @tistheblackraven @my-castles-crumbling

i love you guysss

If this post gets:

100 notes I will attempt to find a micro label for my sexuality (I’m AroAce-spec and haven’t bothered to think harder about it)

250 notes I will come out to my elder brother

500 notes I will come out in a CLEAR and CONCISE manner to one of my best friends

750 notes I will put a pin of my new micro label on my bag

1,000 notes I will approach said best friend about a QPR or romantic-ish platonic-ish relationship (depends on his reaction to my coming out)

ok so it won't let me comment but <33 I'm happy im getting you the notes you DESERVE!!

Rule 26: never turn your back on a potential foe

Hmmm... ok would you mind standing still then while i pace around you?

Rule 82: Never let them encircle you, or they might see the bomb.

Hmmm...

How about i put a connected clone behind you, or a camera?

Rule 82.

I mean... the Bomb is not that small nor are you that big, it's not that hard to spot anyways, most people just don't point it out, out of politeness...

Oh that? That’s not a bomb, that’s a microwave I strapped a bunch of wires and painted cardboard boxes to.

I know i will probably regret this but: Why?!

Look at who’s never made a juiced up microwave that makes the perfect bag of popcorn using uranium and temporal vortex radiation! What a loser!

Look at the looser that can't just perfectly control heat to always make perfect popcorn without the help of technology! What a fool!

Look at the loser who can’t spell loser correctly and also can’t figure out that radiation makes the popcorn taste better! What a buffoon!

That... That is radiation Poisoning Gnome...

Just like lead you CAN'T eat that!

I’m a lich! I’m immune to poison damage!

I remember two to three distinct times where you needed to get treated PUBLICLY for lead poisoning!

…and?

That Proves VERY openly that you CAN be poisoned...?

Not anymore! I was simply building up my immunity. And either way, all the lead would make me very resistant to radiation!

You... you do realize that the Treatment for lead poisoning extracted the lead right?

The lead they found yes, but I have been drinking lead for the past 6 months and I have never felt more powerful

GNOME! You need to stop giving yourself Lead Poisoning!

The strength of lead flows in my body, much like the iron in your blood, yet mine will not rust, will never corrode! I gain strength with every antique paint can!

... Let me get the Doctor...

You shall not hinder me from achieving the pinnacle of might! Your weak jealousy has not the resolve to face me yourself! Coward! Wretch! I curse ye for thy ignorance and thy meddling nature!

@yourlocalbreadenthusiast

Doc, the Gnome has been drinking Lead again and gone more manic then normally....

Be silent you vile rodent! Your venomous words from your forked tongue may reach mine ears, but they fall short of mine own heart! You cannot tempt nor divert me from my path of truth and strength!

Just stay calm the Doctor will be here shortly, everything will be fine...

Short? Ye dare to mock my physical stature?! I will lay waste to your fields and torch your hovel!

Yap... you are loosing your mind, you just threatened a master of fire with... fire, typical symptoms of lead Poisoning

I HAVE ACHIEVED HEIGHTS OF THE FLAME THAT THOU COULDST NEVER DREAM OF

THE HEAVENS SHALL RUMBLE AND THE HEART OF MAN SHALL CRACK BENEATH THE BRUTALITY OF YOUR DEATH

Gnome, the Poison is already attacking your Mental Faculties i get it. just wait for the good doctor and you'll feel better soon

FALSEHOOD