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@cherryblossomllama

26, she/her, Gemini ♊ ☆ When you visit a witch bring an offering: Food, Tobacco, Alcohol, Secrets, Sex or Death - Honest Lewis☆
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Anonymous asked:

Percy and the crew in the underworld: hades we know you…..why is there a giant wall of pictures of y/n?

Hades in a pink plush bathrobe gifted to him by his granbaby with a coffee mug saying “underworlds best grandpa”: why wouldn’t I? They’re my little pomegranate why wouldn’t I have pictures of them?

This is my favorite thing I’ve seen all day, and I love it, and I love you for sending it in.

No but I can totally see this. He would totally turn around, look at the wall and say: “yeah, what’s your point?” “Do you not have family members who keep personal pictures of you? I knew the gods were cruel but not even your mortal parents? Tsk, worry not children, I’ll never love you quite as much as (Y/N) but I will take their place and love you in their stead.” (Mostly joking”

I 10000% believe that despite the circumstances surrounding their birth, Hades put in an order for a portrait with an artist in Elysium (he was one of Apollo’s children, da Vinci or something) featuring him, Persephone, Melinoe, Makaira, their child, Thanatos, Zagreus and his partner, and baby (Y/N) and he keeps it in his office and smiles whenever he looks at it.

“We really need to get the family back together for an updated version, I wonder if Apollo’s son is still around…”

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The Wrong Ingredient

Severus Snape x Fem!Reader

Summary: As a teaching assistant at Hogwarts, working on creating a new calming draught seemed to be a straightforward task. However, when you accidentally use the wrong ingredient, Professor Snape is more than willing to help alleviate the effects.

Word count: 4k

Warning: smut, fingering, piv, sex pollen (my fav), sort-of teacher/student relationship (reader is 2 years post graduation), mild DUB CON

A/N: Apologies to my followers who are not interested in Harry Potter content. This is my first (and potentially only) fic I am writing for Harry Potter, I just have had an insane infatuation with Severus Snape this week and I just had to write this to get it off my mind lol. Feel free to disregard :)

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It’s silly. You have second guesses about even asking Eddie, even though you know damn well he’d be more than happy to oblige you. You’re reading a romance novel on the bed while Eddie sits on the chair in the corner by the window. He’s got a pencil between his teeth, his acoustic guitar on his lap and a stack of sheet music balancing on his leg. He’s been working on an original song all afternoon and you can tell by the way his eyebrows are creased that he’s stuck. 

Bookmarking your novel, you finally decide to ask him. Maybe it’ll spark some inspiration. “Eddie?” you ask sweetly. 

He removes the pencil from his mouth. “Yeah, baby?” 

You slip off of the bed and walk over to him. “Will you try something with me?” 

“Right now? I’m working on this song.” 

“This won’t take five minutes,” you lift the guitar and place it on its stand. You hold out your hand to Eddie, “plus, you need a break.” 

Eddie sighs, shuffling the sheet music onto the dresser. “Alright,” he grabs your hand and follows you to the doorframe. “What’s all this about?” 

Your body starts to feel tingly just at the thought of Eddie acting this scene out with you. After reading it so many times in your romance novels, you want to know what it’s all about. “Okay, so you know, like, in the books I read where the guy leans against the doorframe and looks down at the girl?” 

You demonstrate to him as you explain what it is you want him to do. “Uh, yeah. Sure,” Eddie says, even though he doesn’t totally know what you’re talking about. 

“Do you think you could do it?” 

Eddie sort of stares at you because it sounds simple but the eagerness in your voice makes him think there’s more to it. “Just…” he inches closer to you, “put my arm above my head and lean down?” 

“Mhm,” you bat your eyes while pressing your back to the doorframe. 

Eddie doesn’t wait a moment longer to comply with your wishes. Smooth as honey, he rests his hand against the frame, slips his hand into his pocket, and steps forward, boxing you in. He dips his head down, your noses almost brushing against each other before you feel your knees literally go weak and you fold to the ground. The giggles leaving your lips match the feeling in your tummy- effervescent and electric. 

“Like that?” Eddie asks with a wide smile. 

“Mmm,” you straighten your back. “Mhm, that was good.” 

“Let me try again, yeah?” his voice lowers as if he’s cooking up something sinister. You reset the scene, if you will, and Eddie comes up to you the same way. Only this time, he nudges his knee between your legs, brushing against your crotch. Even if you wanted to fold, you can’t. He’s got you trapped. He lowers his head again, noses finally meeting when he ghosts his lips over your cheek. He places his other hand on your hip and when his mouth reaches the shell of your ear he whispers, “you going to be a good girl for me?” 

Those effervescent bubbles in your tummy explode through your entire body. This boy, your boy, is actually the book boyfriend of your dreams. Who the hell needs romance novels when you’ve got good source material right in front of you?

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cantina-band

Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)

There's literally nothing better about something that just makes an entire room laugh harder and harder with every moment. No words, no explinations, no one talking, just pure laughter.

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nopoodles

When it feels like writing is impossible but you really really want to write anyway, just skip the bits that don't inspire. Write 15 openings of scenes and nothing else. Write that one emotional conversation with only the dialogue like a script. Write that one emotional conversation with none of the dialogue.

Be so self-indulgent you almost feel over-indulged by the end.

Sometimes you're torn between wanting to write but not having the spoons to actually do writing proper. So don't do it properly.

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Anonymous asked:

pls could you write literally anything with tormund, there’s a serious lack of fics for my husband😌love your writing!!

a/n: thank you! and you’re right, it’s criminal! let’s fix that with some headcannons

♡ Crush ♡

Tormund Giantsbane x Reader

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clareguilty

Dutch van der Linde/reader, daddy kink, tickling

Here is prompt number 4 for kinktober this year!

Dutch van der Linde/fem!reader | daddy kink, tickling, possessiveness Rating: Explicit | WARNING for sexual harassment and manipulation by a minor character Word Count: ~3000

Joshua Barrow was a slimy, good for nothing outlaw. A regular gunslinger. He was unsavory, likely the worst man you had ever met.

And you were doing his laundry.

He had latched onto the gang like some sort of noxious parasite, worming his way into a bank job that Dutch had been setting up for the past several weeks. He had likely blackmailed Dutch and Hosea, threatening to reveal the location of camp to the law if they didn’t give him a cut of the profits.

His time with the gang would be ending soon, and everyone would be eternally grateful. He had been drinking all your booze, eating all your provisions, and dirtying every plate and rag for you and the girls to clean up after him.

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The Avenger and Her Vampire

You had been in New York for college for only a year when your aunt called to tell you the terrible news of your parents passing. You didn’t mourn with them, instead choosing to go back to school. There, you lost yourself to the grief and wound up with the wrong crowd.

For years you’ve ignored your family, sending emails and postcards to let them know you were okay. But now that you’re returning to your childhood home, there’s some very important secrets your family has been keeping from you. Then again, you’ve got a secret of your own as well.

Words: 9.9K Author’s Note: TVD AU. Slight Bonnie bashing which surprised me because I love her.

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aquanova99
Even Gods can Bleed

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A/N: Look who’s back? Back again. No I got a wave of motivation so I hope I can keep this up. I have closed Requests so I can catch up and not ignore anyone in my inbox. I am so sorry it’s taking so long.

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“I hope there is no misunderstanding.”  

 “Of course not, we will send someone when the time is right. It is truly wonderful to see you again! Would you want to join us for dinner? I’m sure Heidi can gather enough for one more.” 

 “No need, I fed just before arriving. I do thank you for the offer.” 

  A tiny blonde ran up to Aro, whispering something of importance. A truly necessary thing to do as a vampire, but a habit hard to break. Still, she had been practicing, Mut was only barely able to make out the last part of her sentence.  

“They are already on their way.” 

 There was a sigh, “You have to forgive us, but we seem to be having an influx of…visitors. A few people in our guard are accompanying Heidi and are on their way as we speak. Could we show you to a room until we have fed?” 

  She knew full well what he meant. She had waited too long. All she could do was offer a curt nod in resolution, “I suppose there is no avoiding it then?” 

  “I’m afraid not.” 

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For the love of the Old Gods and the Seven, please, please put your fics under a “read more.”

Unless it’s a drabble and only a few paragraphs, it’s basic tumblr etiquette. It’s rude to make people scroll for ages to get past your fic, especially if they’re on mobile. NSFW should ALWAYS be under a cut no matter the length.

Seriously, it takes less time for you to put in a cut than it does for someone to scroll past a long fic on mobile. Don’t be that person.

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I can feel The dryness of those markers in my bones

Fun fact those dry markers were supposed to have water put into them to make them work. You take off the bottom thing and pour water in and bam, instant marker success. Only learned about this four years after I’d lost my set 🙃

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bee-dot-exe

WHAT

Hey. Reblog to save some poor kid lots of grief.

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no-lo-lo

Fucking what?!

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tinydooms

Every ‘90s child on Tumblr raises their head in outrage.

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ladyofsoa
WHAT?!
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ramadiiiisme

One Christmas I got three of these, never knew they could “activate” with water

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lunar-vvitch

Today, Caitlin Doughty of the Ask a Mortician YouTube channel posted a video discussing the fact that her recent video, a long form documentary style video on the 1915 disaster of the SS Eastland in Chicago, the story of which has largely been forgotten, was given a community guidelines violation. It did not violate the guidelines YouTube has claimed it did, or any guidelines. But the video was essentially shadow banned. Caitlin is, of course, a mortician, and also a death-postive advocate and educator. Her entire channel is about education and honest discussion of death. The SS Eastland video was the product of months of work by her and her team in collaboration with historians and relatives of victims of the Eastland. An educational documentary that had the sole purpose bringing light to a forgotten tragedy and remembering the victims has been hidden away from all but those who know right where to look for it. The video is below, please watch it and share so this story isn't forgotten.

"A massive ship, an unthinkable tragedy, a chance to make sure the victims of the SS Eastland aren't lost to time."

Edit: the embedded video won't play because it's been age restricted :| of course. here's the link: https://youtu.be/UCHt2MOVCbg

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Don’t Sleep on Headless

Hey everybody. Real talk time. If you want @shipwreckedcomedy to be able to keep making stuff, if you want to support female/POC indie creators, you need to watch Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story. We NEED you to watch and share it. 

Headless is it for us. We pulled out all the stops for this. This show cost us a quarter of a mil to make (thanks to you!). The four of us at Shipwrecked paid ourselves none of that. We’ve worked on this show for three years now. This is what we gambled on.

The response to the show thus far has been so positive, and we’re so happy! But even for the small channel that we are, and even with the INCREDIBLE cast who gave their time to be a part of this project, the views we’ve been getting on this show are fewer than we hoped. 

I remember a few weeks into The Lizzie Bennet Diaries, Hank Green made a vlog talking about how the show wouldn’t be sustainable if it didn’t start getting more views. And it really helped! And that’s where we’re at. We can’t keep doing this if we don’t grow. 

Don’t get me wrong, we are going to continue to put out Headless until Halloween and make it the absolute best show we can. But if we can’t grow as a company, we can’t keep making shows like this. It just isn’t sustainable for us. 

We really thought this was gonna be the one to do it. We thought this was gonna be the thing to take us from small creators with less than 50K subscribers and a handful of views to a real, bona-fide channel with reach and influence that pulls the kind of viewership on our projects to match the amount of work we put into them. And I think it can be! It looks good enough to be on any streaming network. It makes me laugh every thirty seconds. But we are a small group and we NEED word of mouth for this show to succeed.

Shipwrecked is primarily female-run, making narrative content in a space where other (more successful) creators are predominantly male. I’m sorry to harp on this, but I can’t help but feel like we have to work so much harder to get the same amount (or a fraction) of attention. 

The episodes we have yet to come in this show are so wild, so wacky, so Intense, and so heartfelt. SO many people put their hearts and souls into this show. I believe it can catch fire and become one of the most successful digital series out there. But WE NEED YOU TO WATCH IT. 

The story we have playing out over the next few weeks is Shipwrecked at its most Shipwrecked. We have some surprises and reveals up our sleeves that I think you are really going to love. More than anything, we love unfolding a big story over a period of time and bringing people along for the ride. I’m so excited for you all to see what we have in store, and I promise you are going to want to do what you can to experience it in real time.  

It’s free. It’s fun. It’s spooky. It’s funny. If you want Shipwrecked to be able to continue to make shows like this - original content, inspired by literature, with a mysterious twist and fresh humor - help us make Headless a success. We need you to take us there - we can’t do it on our own. ♥️💀🎃

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