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anyone else
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Large man character who knows like 129 ways to kill someone with his bare hands: *is good with kids*
Me, every time, without fail: ohh my god the large man character who knows like 129 ways to kill someone with his bare hands is good with kids.........
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cinematic parallels
...elijah wood got out of having to do this scene as frodo so they had him do it as wirt?
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Knightrider of Doom gives me Achilles vibes
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full disclosure i love getting killed in Among Us. dont have to pay attention during meetings? no getting falsely accused of wrongdoing by the people you most trust?? the existential peace of floating over your own corpse??? super fast ghosts tasks??!!!
like someone follows me into electrical alone i get hopeful. make my day, make the wire task 3x faster for me. make this happen for me i wanna shoot right through walls.
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perfectlydelightfulinternet
Playing video games with a cat really do be like this
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based on real events
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A New Calamity - Page 283
At long last, a page! I had an involuntary vacation to go fight brain cancer. But 3 months in, the fight is finally getting easier. I’ll let you know if it gets harder again for whatever reason. For now, I’m a bald cancer fighter again. (Can you believe my boob cancer got to my brain after FOUR YEARS? Don’t you think it would’ve just given UP by then, with all the radiation and chemo I already went through??) Did the story change a bit to accommodate my new diagnosis? Maybe just a little. But that’s what this comic is about; it’s an allegory for fighting cancer. It’s an expression of the horrible thing in my life. And I get to inflict it all on you guys, muah ha ahha. Diabolical.
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🌼 Here’s to all the dropped, abandoned, forgotten, disappeared, threads that were never continued.
May you all rest in peace. 💐
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Ride like a Pirate
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In case you were wondering, as a writer of original fictional stories and future author of many stories, yes I support fan fiction and fan works. Whole-heartedly and without condition. When I publish my stories one day, it will be an honor to see that someone has been so inspired by my work that they have chosen to use it as a way to develop their critical reading and writing skills and want to expand it or explore it more in ways that I haven’t. I will never see fan works as a nuisance or an insult. Never. And, if you’re a writer who agrees with me, I think you should remind your fanbase of this too.
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( ░ ❛ soulmates au → wishlist
- in a universe where everyone has a mark on their body that is unique to them and their soulmate(s) muse a meets their soulmate when muse b comes into their tattoo parlour looking to cover up their soulmark since they’re getting married. heartbroken but believing that it’s only right that they are the one to get rid of the mark muse a goes through with it and finds themselves being dragged into muse b’s friendship group. a couple weeks later muse b turns up at muse a’s door in tears, they’re fiancé having ended the relationship wanting to discover who they are away from muse b. whether they go straight into a relationship or its slow burn is up for decision
- in a universe where when you meet eyes with your soulmate the whole world bursts into colour muse a wakes up and realises that their curtains are purple. they met their soulmate while drunk and can’t remember who they were. meanwhile muse b met their soulmate the previous night and forgot to get their number. a couple days later the pair are introduced by a mutual friend and muse b decides not to say anything when muse a doesn’t either. cue pining on both sides because muse a is starting to fall for someone they don’t think is their soulmate while muse b believes that their soulmate wants nothing to do with them
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// ffxiv stat attributes : character asks
STRENGTH : What is your character’s greatest virtue? DEXTERITY : Does your character enjoy traveling? How do they get around? VITALITY : Describe your character’s physical health. (fit, fragile, chronic pain, etc.) INTELLIGENCE : Who/what was the greatest influence on your character’s education? MIND : What does your character do to cope with a stressful situation? PIETY : How does religion affect your character’s lifestyle? TENACITY : Which skills does your character utilize to further their personal goals? CRITICAL HIT : What is your character’s biggest weakness? Do they try to overcome it? DIRECT HIT : Which trait in others does your character value the most? DETERMINATION : Which emotion motivates your character to do what they do? SPELL SPEED : Is your character magically proficient? If so, how do they cast it? SKILL SPEED : How much effort does it take for your character to learn something new? PARRY : What line will your character refuse to cross? CRAFTSMANSHIP : What hobbies does your character enjoy? CONTROL : What is your character’s view of fate/destiny? GATHERING : What is something material your character wishes they had more of? PERCEPTION : Does your character think in the short-term/on impulse, or do they think about the long-term future?
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Broke: Imma kick your ass
Woke: You are invited to join me on the
I didn't go all the way to Yorkshire for 72 notes
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Frank Oz and Jim Henson ad-lib as Fozzie and Kermit in this test footage for the first Muppet movie, and honestly it's pure gold.
This is a professional shitpost roleplay.