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a sooner star

@overelegantstranger / overelegantstranger.tumblr.com

bow | he/fae | 20s | adonic genderqueer bisexual | norse pagan (and bigots can fuck off) | particularly worshipping Frigg, Hlin and Eir and Sköll and Hati
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i am going to find the dead body of john calvin, reanimate him, make sure he can feel pain, and then kill him slowly with a pitchfork

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wowwforever

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

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good sensations can sometimes be extreme, and i know i personally enjoy a good few of those, so i wanted to know which of these types of pain are the most commonly enjoyed :)

basically my question is. am i such a touch deprived weirdo that i'll enjoy fucked up sensations no one else likes or am i normal

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divorcedwife

i think heathcliff is only problematic for being a landlord

It is the first thing we learn about Heathcliff. Emily Bronte told us the worst thing about him in the first sentence so that with each new thing we learned about him our estimation of him got better.

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draconym

Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

Thank you for your patience, tumblr. I have been at work all day but now I am home and ready to build this horse you asked for.

First, let's pull up the poll results alongside an average looking horse. I have calculated the size of each part of our horse in relation to Average Size.

Next we will adjust our horse's components according to the specifications.

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Finally, let us properly assemble these parts and see how it looks.

And there you have it. Great work team. No notes.

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someone explain twitch to me but not in a "it's a livestreaming site" way but in a "is it cool to do non-gaming on there and how much gen z do i need to know" way

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me, writing my phd: networking was key to the development of william sharp's career

me, dropping into a meeting between Book and their editor to deliver tea, and suddenly having my name passed to magazine professionals in need of editors: wow......networking is key to my career......

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