aliens exist

I’M DRIVING DOWN HIGHWAY FORTY IN MY BIG OL’ PICKUP TRUCK

Brave

?????

Lmao they did! No scorch marks and all the dirt flew in one direction and arranged itself into a neat pile apparently

it's really cool how you can dedicate 20 years of your life to serving the US state dept and get murdered by a cop in one of their colonies and your government won't even mention that to avoid making the colony look bad

“You want to know how powerful I am? So do I.” -Electro

me too

i bet this guy’s power can be contained

Can I get a chai tea latte

Did you say a guy pee latte.

Excuse me?

Because if you did that would be disgusting

"Soyjack" Torture Mask

200 year old torture tool made of bronze from Germany.

not what its called!

my my man jeeves fin fin edit

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

This is one of your worst posts yet man

Poverty Food

Visual Innuendo

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

tonight we die as a family, mohammed el-kurd

[english on the left as published in the poetry review & translated into urdu on the right by @/smuntahaali on instagram]

Your breast is extremly yucky to me

If my boss emailed me in space while paying HIS debt saying my wife's cooking is mid as hell, I'd just crash the ship and kill myself

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