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redsoilder55

@redsoilder55

the misspell is intentional, but I'm just your normal anime loving, gaming nerd. wassup. I also have a thing for red, so that's a thing.
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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death Characters: Original Male Character(s), Original Female Character(s), Original Characters Additional Tags: Rating May Change, Fangan Ronpa, Alternate Universe - Post-Canon, Hope’s Peak Academy, Fan Characters, Fanganronpa, Fan Killing Game (Dangan Ronpa) Summary:

Years after the Tragedy, the world is still trying its best to recover. However, these old wounds don’t mend so easily, even if there are children whose only experience with this travesty is through stories. Kokona’s class trusts each other fairly well - after all, they’ve known each other for a few years now. But this trust is put to the test when the class’s senior trip is interrupted by history repeating itself.

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redsoilder55

For those few who follow me, you should check out my beautiful girlfriends new fanfic, she does a great job of writing.

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*pretends to be shocked*

Who

The FUCK

CARES?!

they deliberately left out Danny Glover, Whitney Houston, and Mariah Carey and forgot to mention that Sandra Bullock and Jeff Goldblum have Jewish heritage

In a story important to Jews and Christians, they hired Jews and Christians

Also completely left out Ofra Haza who played Moses’ mother and is legit 100% Israeli.

You guys are fucking exhausting.

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mickeymagpie

having a flesh vessel is so annoying?????? like they have to be constantly watered, they have to be in specific temperature range to be comfortable, i’ve had a headache for like seven hours and nothing i do will get rid of it,

physical forms are so inconvenient??????????????

I knocked mine over yesterday and scraped off some of the outer barrier and it keeps sending me really annoying warning messages about it

blood.dll has caused an access violation exception

I still can’t figure off how to turn off the monthly compile time. It goes for like 7 days wrecks all the system and takes so much CPU time. 

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tharook

I got the wrong model, too, and there’s no returns or exchange policy. I’m trying to make do as best I can with aftermarket modifications, but even that’s a real bind. And then I have to deal with all the purists who try to tell me I should be happy with the model I was given.

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roachpatrol

the beard texture takes FOREVER to load even WITH the aftermarket mods

The code for my was poorly written and sends warning messages when nothing is wrong, causing it to be unable to function as usual.

Mine got some kind of error that made it stuck on the sad emotion

The battery life on mine is shit. I have to recharge it every day and it takes HOURS.

Mine has this issue where it runs too many background processes and opens programs at random until it forces a shutdown

Mine for some reason just didn’t fucking come with the social subroutines, and of course I can’t get a return either.

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soda-rebel

Mine overheats which means I have to leave it on standby for hours until it’s ready to function.

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awkotakoyaki

Mine needs extra screws and plates to hold it together and the patch kits are way too expensive.  Where can I complain?

Mine’s preloaded anti virus systems are faulty and it triggers complete system shutdowns over nothing, but then completely fails to stop actual viruses from getting in. There’s no option to download a different one either.

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i saw this post earlier about therapists and it reminded me of my old therapist paul, who in my opinion is one of the greatest men alive and who did not put up with my bullshit for even one second

anyway i go in to see paul one week in the summer of 2016, and i’m doing my usual bullshit which consists of me talking shit about myself, and paul is staring at me, and then he cuts me off and says that he’s got a new tool for helping people recognize when they’re using negative language, and gets up and goes over to his desk

and i’m like alright hit me with that sweet sweet self-help article my man, because i’m a linguistic learner and whenever paul’s like here i have a tool for you to use it’s pretty much always an article or a book or something

paul opens a drawer, takes something out, and turns back around. i stare.

i say, paul.

is that a nerf gun.

yeah, says paul.

i say, are you gonna shoot me with a nerf gun in this professional setting.

he happily informs me that that’s really up to me, isn’t it. and sits back down. and gestures, like, go ahead, what were you saying?

and i squint suspiciously and start back up about how i’m having too much anxiety to leave the house to run errands, like it was a miracle to even get here, like i’ve forgone getting groceries for the past week and that’s so stupid, what a stupid issue, i’m an idiot, how could i–

a foam dart hits me in the leg.

i go, hey! because my therapist just shot me in the leg. paul blinks at me placidly and raises an eyebrow. i squint again.

i say, slowly, it’s– not a stupid issue, i’m not stupid, but it’s frustrating me and i don’t want it to be a problem i’m having.

no dart this time. okay. sweet.

so the rest of the hour passes with me intermittently getting nailed with tiny foam darts and then swearing and then fixing my language and, wouldn’t you know it, i start liking myself a little more by the end of the session, which is mildly infuriating because paul can tell and he’s very smug about it 

anyway i leave his office and the lady having the next appointment walks in and i hear what’s all over the floor? and paul very seriously says cognitive behavioral therapy tools.

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