Update for Magical Moxie!

http://magicalmoxie.smackjeeves.com

me, writing a chapter at 2 am: this is going to be a bestseller!!! harry potter better watch out!!!

me, reading it the next day:

@dreamingdiamonds @curehopes @nexus-schwarz

Oof me.

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

This is fierce as fuck!

Honestly the type of gay I aspire to be.

Made this little thing with @dreamingdiamonds‘ Damien and my Kaede. They’re both from halloween-based fanseries and both are pumpkin-themed, but only one is a Cure while the other a dumb idiot mascot

dont wanna sound like a slut but I really need a hug right now

@monothemonochrome @dreamingdiamonds

“he just left in the middle of an argument” dump him “he rolls his eyes when I start to cry” dump him “we never agree on what movie to watch and we always go with his choice” dump him “when he’s mad he’ll stand up straight and tower over me” dump him “his friends make me uncomfortable” dump him “he didn’t appreciate the gift I made him” dump him “I don’t like that he drinks every day” dump him “sometimes he ignores what I said during sex unless I say it again” dump him “he told me he doesn’t like it when I wear my favorite sweater” dump him “he threw something when he got mad once” dump him “he won’t yell but sometimes he’ll just stop responding until I stop talking about it” dump him “he doesn’t want me to go to my friend’s parties without him, but he never wants to go” dump him “he pouts and says his last girlfriend did it for him” dump him “he plays pranks on me that I don’t like” dump him “he doesn’t think my jokes are very funny and makes fun of me for it” dump him “he wants me to wear more make up” dump him “he got angry that I cut my hair” dump him “he still hasn’t met my parents” dump him “he talks about me giving him kids, but we’ve never talked about our future” dump him “he whines that condoms don’t feel as good” dump him “I like having a boyfriend, but I have to put up with a lot for this one” dump him (:

“he’s rude to his mom” dump him  “one time when he got really, really mad he broke my stuff,” dump him “he never wants to go to my family’s bbq because he says he gets bored” dump him “he told me he was working all weekend so he couldn’t see me but then he went to concert with his friends without telling me” dump him “he eats all my snacks and never replaces them” dump him “he doesn’t want me to go back to school” dump him “we only talk about serious stuff after sex” dump him “he still won’t introduce me to his parents” dump him “he threatened my ex on Facebook after I liked their vacation pictures” dump him “sometimes I don’t hear from him for a couple days and I don’t know where he is but he doesn’t think that’s a big deal” dump him “he’s in a bad spot and asks for money, but he keeps asking for more and more, and more often, and he gets annoyed when I asked about his spending” dump him “most of the rent comes out of my check but he buys things we don’t need” dump him “he doesn’t walk me to the door when I leave” dump him “he likes to scare my cat” dump him “he hid my wallet as a prank and thought it was funny when I panicked” dump him “He told me that one time when he was drunk that I was getting a little too chunky” dump him “he told me he doesn’t like when I speak my native language with my mom because he doesn’t like not knowing what I’m saying” dump him “he lied about the last time he did drugs” dump him “he lied about the last time he was arrested” dump him “he lied about where he lived last year” dump him “he lied about the fact that he used to be married” dump him “he didn’t tell me he had kids” dump him  “he’s always interrupting me and everyone” dump him “I love him but I’ve been sad for a long time” dump him (: (:

when in doubt, dump him.

I kind of want to see a fanseries based off of breeds of dogs. it would be really interesting to see where the author goes with it!

I think that'd be so cute! Or even cat breeds! I've seen bird species but it'd be intriguing to see dogs or cat get the spotlight they deserve!

To be honest, I don’t really see the appeal of crossover fanseries or fanseries based on other franchises.

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS

I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

Sometimes you need a pal to let you know that this will pass, this does not define you.

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I hope we get to see more of Boing Boing some day, it’s such a cute concept!

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I’m absolutely in love with Madbuns art! It’s so cartoony and full of life and it makes me smile!

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Sometimes the help you need isn’t the help you want. Call 1-800-273-8255 if you’re thinking of suicide.

This comic meant a whole lot to me. It was sincere in its depiction and treated the issue through the eyes of a grounded person. Not some godly hero saying everything is better than it seems, but a person trying his best before bringing her somewhere who can actually help.

SugaryDiamond is honestly one of the funniest, nicest people in this community and I’m glad he’s my friend. I’m always cheered up talking to him and I love sharing ideas with him!

Aweee this really warmed my heart! Thanks anon

no pain, no pain

@monothemonochrome

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What gay men give to the world.  A-yup.

On the second one.

There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls.  I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.

So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy.  He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag.  And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.

It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby.  Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her.  She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost.  He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.

BAM.  Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger.  He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine.  Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.

The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture.  She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.

Told this story to some guys upstairs.  Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.

gay avenger.

@lepetitmeow

I really love Cure Cloud from Mono’s Oyasumi Pretty Cure Z! She looks so sweet!

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“A-Anon! I am a valiant and capable warrior! Not… sweet… um…. villains fear me!“