Turned inside out in the backyard

carmen saldaña

going on a girls trip! (me and my earphones to the supermarket)

*wakes up* aughh i dont wanna get up out of bed yet ):

mike from breaking bad, stepping out of my closet: here's what yer gunna do. Yer gunna get up. Yer gunna make coffee, 2 spoons of sugar, a pour of milk. Yer gunna take it downstairs and scroll online fer an hour to wake up. Next, this is important, yer gonna shower. Then, yer gonna head to work. You got it?

me: yes mike, thank you mike

*he dematerializes*

garlic and onion and tomato and basil and olives and olive oil and fresh bread and pasta and wine my beloveds…

My parents

aplatonic aromantic asexual polycule

coworkers

op must've worked a long shift at a grocery store before they wrote this

Doctors are like HERE is your APPOINTMENT if you are late I WILL PERSONALLY kill YOU but when you show up on time they are like I; am so so sor..ry.. Theree, will bbe abt housand yeaars, delayy

geralt sketches :)

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