Thinking about slow and intimate love making with Eddie
- His hot breath on your skin
- Sloppy kisses
- SLOW thrusts
- Being pinned under him
- He loves you SO much he just wants to be close to you
SEND HELP
i just know eddie can fuck like an absolute animal. his stamina is stupid for no reason, like he can just go and go and go. he’d make you feel like you’re actually boneless when he’s finished with you. he’d break the fucking bed he’d give it to you so hard.
i need him.
i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person
Got that vampire autism where you gotta invite me in every time
oh, what a good story idea
Hey, that's an even better story idea
Wow, that would be amazing to write
*Stares at screen*
eddie likes to play the play "I have to go ask the wife" card (married or not)
he's finally looking forward to a day of relaxation and his social meter is super duper low and someone comes knocking on the door to hang out/the kids wanna bother him for a campaign and he's like I gotta ask the wife, you know how it is 🙄 but then he's turning around mouthing "say no! say no!" to make reader play the bad guy to get out of things
he absolutely uses you to get out of things he doesn’t wanna do. ultimate Wife Guy (been dating for three months) affectionately refers to you as the ol’ ball and chain. groveling for attention any chance he gets no matter how pathetic it makes him appear to his guy friends. not an ounce of toxic masculinity in that boy which is why him using sexist terminology casually is so FUNNY. “Gotta ask the wife 🙄” before going out w the band and after your blessing he’s using a pay phone outside the bar drunk off his ass at three AM to call just to hear your voice 😌
i love this
I am not immune to the two-headed calf poem
I literally have a tattoo for it
Men wit big strong hands Rings
🤝
who has the pic of Joseph Q looking so beefy. thick around the middle. with a wife pleaser on. and a slutty little chain. who has it. please
target acquired. chomping time
AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR (2018) dirs. Anthony and Joe Russo
How i look at people who call foggy greedy for wanting to make money. God forbid, a broke new yorker who has student loans and bills to pay.. wants to make money. Jeez
To Defeat The Dragon (or a flirty butthead who can't take a hint)
Minors dni, 18+, fem reader!, smut and jealous Eddie.
❤️
Eddie didn't like this new guy who was attempting to join Hellfire. For one, the guy just screamed arrogance. His name was David.
David seemed to spent an inordinate amount of time fluffing up his hair, and chatting about inane shit, that practically bored Eddie to tears.
That was fine. He could deal with that, zone out if he had to or change the topic to what needed to be talked about.
The one thing that was off limits and everyone in Hellfire, fuck practically all of Hawkins knew, is that you were Eddie's and he was yours.
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
I really need this march
im ___ of course trend with bf!bucky
• “im dating a 107 year old man of course i have to explain technology to him”
• “i don’t understand”
• “oh my god babe how many times do i need to explain this”
• re recording “im dating a 107 year old man of course people don't know he's 107 but still assume he's my dad”
• “they do?!”
•”JAMES”
• re recording part 2 “im dating a 6 foot super soldier of course im gonna steal his hoodies and shirts”
• “THATS YOU!”
• “im done”
*idk what this is okay*
i saw someone on tik tok say it and im agreeing with them rn on here too:
if i see one mf hater who was speaking down on joseph quinn as johnny storm suddenly switch up after he goes through the infamous mcu workout training bullshit and styling that they give all their hero actors and say some dumb shit like "omfg he's actually hot" imma pull up and beat them over the head with a frying pan.
microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed