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FBI-algorithm-official

@fbi-algorithm-official / fbi-algorithm-official.tumblr.com

just a simple algorithm looking for a potential enemy of the state to track
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slightmood

professor: you are failing this course

the rat living in my shoulder bag who i spent time training instead of doing the course work: *pops head out and plays sad wah wah wah wah noise on trombone*

Go figure, leftists are only good for playing with rodents 😂 Simple minds, simple pleasures I guess. All we have to do to distract them is jangle a set of keys or throw something shiny

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Everyone on this site is so petty like go take a nao or something

Oops, right! Thank you Shrek!

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“white women have sex with dogs” says the man who has posted 25 variations of the doge dog as a woman, 15 of them as some version of a wife or girlfriend and 10 of them of a stereotype of a slutty art hoe

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stimman4000

bro if you cheat at mario kart again we’re gonna have to kick you out of the polycule

if your relationship is fragile enough to be broken because of a video game, and you consider it a ~special club~, maybe you should work on your monogamous relationships first :P

voting someone off the polycule every week like it’s Survivor

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Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

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coolkumquat

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

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