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kageyama: breaths me: iconique
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GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.
- ❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞
- ❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞
- ❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞
- ❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞
- ❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞
- ❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞
- ❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞
- ❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞
- ❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞
- ❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞
- ❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞
- ❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞
- ❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞
- ❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞
- ❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞
- ❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞
- ❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞
- ❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞
- ❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞
- ❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞
- ❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞
- ❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞
- ❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞
- ❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞
- ❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞
- ❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞
- ❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞
- ❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞
- ❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞
- ❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞
- ❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞
- ❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞
- ❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞
- ❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞
- ❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞
- ❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞
- ❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞
- ❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
- ❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞
- ❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞
- ❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞
- ❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞
- ❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞
- ❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞
- ❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞
- ❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞
- ❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞
- ❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞
- ❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞
- ❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞
- ❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞
- ❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞
- ❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞
- ❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞
- ❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞
- ❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞
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SEND A HEART FOR A SPECIFIC KISS.
Send ❤️ for a romantic kiss. Send 💝 for a plationic kiss. Send 💞 for a awkward kiss. Send 💓 for a heated kiss. Send 💟 for a delicate kiss. Send 💔 for a interrupted kiss. Send 💘 for a static shock kiss. Send 💗 for a repetitive lip peck kiss.
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❛ shouyou is nice … you ‘re mean . ❜
‘ huh!? i’m -- i’m not mean! ‘
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It was the third time already this month someone had asked him the exact same question, which started to irk him on a certain degree. Sure he likes owls, but not to the point of obsession.
“No, I went because it was a recommended school, a powerhouse when it comes to sports and my grades were good enough to enlist!! What the heck, people??”
‘ Sorry for asking... ‘ Kageyama’s feathers feel immediately ruffled at the reprimand, fiddling with the strap of his sports bag to stop anger from spreading across his face -- short-tempered as he was, it wasn’t exactly easy to stop himself from exploding. ‘ You just look like an owl. ‘
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❛ i … dont like people . teaching you would … put me on the spot . ❜
‘ you like hinata! ‘
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Suga studies Kageyama for a moment or two more, really trying to understand what the point of Kageyama’s concern was. Sure: Kageyama knew well enough that a setter’s purpose was to pull their team together, and make a path for their success. Kageyama struggled still, clearly, but…. “Will you tell me what it is you want to learn, exactly? If it bothers you so much, I think it does matter, Kageyama.” Suga cared a great amount for Kageyama; seeing him bothered or upset was a concern and he wanted to do what he could to see more … contentment, happiness on his face.
‘ How you make interacting with the team look so easy. ‘ Head tilted, Kageyama spoke as if Sugawara had something that could be taught, that his natural ease on the court was a lesson that Kageyama would master if he saw it in practice enough times. His hands had always been able to adapt cleanly to moves, his body flowing, but there was something too tricky about the things Sugawara could command so perfectly.
Dangerous Loyalty RP Starters
"It scares me what I'm willing to do for you."
"I don't care about anyone else, you're all that matters to me!"
"You know you can't refuse me anything I ask of you."
"You know I'd never refuse anything you asked of me."
"Say the word and I'm yours forever."
"If you love me as much as you say, then prove it."
"It's time that you proved your loyalty to me."
"I'll serve you forever if you'll allow me to do it."
"What will it take to make you go back on your oath of loyalty?"
"Will you trust me with the rest of your life?"
"My life is in your hands."
"You're going to take this gun, you're going to pull the trigger and you're going to shoot them. And do you know why? Because I told you to do it."
"I'd die if you asked me to."
"You would die if I asked you to."
"I could stab you in the heart and you would still come crawling back."
"You can do anything you want to me, I don't care!"
"I'll take the fall for you."
"I want you to take the fall for me."
"I could never act against you, not even to defend myself."
"My safety isn't important! You're what matters!"
"If hurting me is what makes you happy, then I'm only happy to indulge you."
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I love hearing about the vibes I give off cause I honestly have no idea
blackpanthersdick
Anonymously message me what vibes I give off and why you think that
After her little jest was over, Kyouko resumed to her previously serious yet soft expression. She was a little disappointed to see him not changing his stance, but she barely reacted to it besides a small shoulder shrug from her. To her, he acted like a reflection of herself, but without her occasional lightheartedness when the occasion called for it.
“That’s acceptable too. After all, nobody can dictate over what school you want to attend. Just make sure whatever you choose won’t make you regret it in the long term. And that isn’t restricted to the school of your choice.”
‘ I don’t regret Karasuno. ‘ Shame still bubbled inside him as he thought of being rejected from Shiratorizawa, a reputation of selfish vanity excluding him from strength. But his shame was not regret -- fate had seemed to play in his favor at Karasuno, a family carved from the remains of the flightless crows. They fed from each other’s strengths.
‘ Do you ever regret your choice? ‘ Seijou had been considered, but only in the briefest of moments -- the school would be nothing but a reflection of middle school, hatred seething from Kunimi and Kindaichi, and constant competition with Oikawa.
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“ y-yes…? ” her reply stutters (and also doesn’t sound like one), her body in a defensive stance.
“ wait, you’re that super skilled setter from karasuno high! ”
‘ i’m the setter from karasuno, yes. ‘ he makes no comment on the compliment of his skill, though his chest does seem to puff out a little at the praise. ‘ have you seen me play? ‘
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❛ well … oikawa came to see who lost , i came to watch you all win . if we cant win , you can for us . ❜
‘ is that how you see it? my victory is yours? it isn’t like that. ‘
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“I d-didn’t have a choice!” He couldn’t possibly admit to having his bike jacked by some upperclass bullies. It left him without a way to get to school, but he tries to look on the brighter side. At least he got extra training. Yet now he’ll likely end up napping in class for that very reason.
‘ What do you mean ‘you didn’t have a choice’ ? ‘ Confusion swept across his features, hidden below the finer points of his glare. he knew the smaller boy could be a gremlin, but there was no reason for his family to take his bike from him -- not when he lived so far from school.