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Will the Rickest Rick ever notice me?

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( Ask\RP blog for Molly (Yandere Morty) and Dandere Rick, demi-multiship | multifandom | M!A: allowed | Mobile links )
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Rex rolls his eyes, scoffing lightly at her smug declaration of how he was now, officially, cancelled on Twitter. Twitter is of course one of the more ‘intelligent’ websites and he’s oh so upset about the collection of clowns using it not liking him. 
Sure. 
“You’re all a bunch of kids, who run around playing dress up because your grandpa made you feel too important for things like school, birthday parties and age appropriate games.” 
He thinks perhaps the second he does get his hands on a Rick, regardless in which context, he’ll give him an earful about the Mortys. He can excuse Molly’s murdering, but he can’t excuse sending the kids around the Multiverse chasing after criminals who might hurt them. 
“Even I am a better role model than him.” He grumbles more to himself. “And I teach my children how to kill. Tsk. Does your grandpa know about the shit you do?”

Bunch of kids playing dress up?’ Well, he wasn’t completely wrong, some Mortys do dress up, but yellow t-shirts are way too much of an obligatory item to let Mortys keep it up with different outfits. At least, that how things are at a place like the The Citadel of Ricks—wait, he doesn’t actually know anything for real, does he? She bats her eyelashes and tries to make a typical Morty face at his question. “Huh? Do-doing shit? Me? B-but Rex! I have never done anything wrong in my whole life! I am just a good Morty doing good things for the sake of my good Grandpa Rick! Besides! Even if I have done some murd- mischief (in theory!), it’s not like you have something to prove your words, huehuehueh~!” Of course her Rick doesn’t know about her deeds and stays oblivious, she made sure of it.

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@clickonmedotexe​ commented to this post “How did your twitter post end up doing?” There’s a child in front of him and for once Rex doesn’t feel the urge to play father towards her - he’s just annoyed.
“Do you feel a bit better now that you’ve got some clout? Heh. Cute.

“Most of my mutuals re-twitted it, so now everyone knows you are a creep and there’s nothing you can do about it~! ” Molly answers with glee, not bothering to keep her usual sweet facade around Rex. Why would she do that anyway? The guy was overpowered by Officer Mortys, which means—wait, why didn’t he end up in prison yet?

“... How did you even escape? I thought it wasn’t this possible!”

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