hey......nice ox cart we're having today....... 🌈

ppl in zombie media are way too blasé about shooting at close range and getting covered in bodily fluids like. if the bite infects you have to assume fluids are a vector. you can’t be getting covered in thaaattt

Years of watching covid safety go down the tubes tells me this is merely realism.

i’ve been saying it for years:

government considers you able to work if you can give anything more than 0%

employers consider you unhireable if you give anything less than 100%

my comic for the asry zine

big muscles are only sexy to me if theyre softened by a nice healthy layer of subcutaneous fat. i will never understand the appeal of super toned ripped washboard abs or biceps

Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"

turned this in for my biology assignment today online school is going well

Detectives

been styling my hair based on mountain dew flavors

Sea Lemon! (2021)

the cashier at barnes & noble just gave me this duck at checkout and they said “i give these to children and people with a certain vibe.”

floored to know something about me aligns with this duck

i didnt get the reference of whatever this is referring to and initially thought this was just a comic about how people who wear orange beanies are impossible to interact with

mistreating him

petting him

happy bday awakening!!!!!

Willy is also starting to become one of my top favorites while playing as of late... if he were real i just think we could fish and hang out so hard really..