Shout out to people who have a hard time controlling their volume when talking, and who always speak too loudly or too quietly.

Whether you are teased for being too quiet but it’s really nerves/anxiety/shyness, and/or you have a hard time talking in an “indoor” voice when excited so people are constantly telling you to quiet down and “chill out”.

You’re okay. I know you try hard. I know you mumble incoherently when scared and yell when talking about something that excites you. It’s okay. I do it too.

can I say as someone who’s actually somehow both I really appreciate this post

Ok guys so I am doing a science. It’s for my sexuality unit of my psychology class.

I want you to Reblog this post if you’ve heard AND believe in the existence of Asexuality.

I want you to like this post if you have either never heard the term, or if you don’t believe in it.

Please help with the science. Thanks

Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

The fact that we know about her is marvelous.

the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .

she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit

her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century

sad part is in Egyptian belief is  if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death 

My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary

She wore a fake beard, you guys. She was the fucking boss.

If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros. 

The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?” 

Then she punches Tuthmosis III straight in the dick.

King Hatshepsut’s ka is justified and fed by this post. 

Not only did she reign for a long time, she expanded trade and wealth in Kemet to areas and volumes unprecedented in history, AND she did it without conquest or war. She had a fleet of fucking ships built just to go to Punt for trade, no other apparent reason. Before these ships were discovered, Egyptologists didn’t think the ancients of Egypt knew how to sail on the sea, just the Nile. Hatshepsut knew, or at least knew who to employ to get that shit done. And got shit done she did. 

Straight in the dick is probably right. xD

DUA NISUT! Damn right She wore the beard, that’s what a King does.

She also had herself referred to using male pronouns quite often and flat-out had almost all depictions of her shown as a man. So I just feel it’s important that we all keep in mind that she very well could have been a trans man or genderfluid.

Broke af?

But still interested in feeding yourself? What if I told you that there’s a woman with a blog who had to feed both herself and her young son…on 10 British pounds ($15/14 Euro) per week?

Let me tell you a thing.

This woman saved my life last year. Actually saved my life. I had a piggy bank full of change and that’s it. Many people in my fandom might remember that dark time as when I had to hock my writing skills in exchange for donations. I cried a lot then. 

This is real talk, people: I marked down exactly what I needed to buy, totaled it, counted out that exact change, and then went to three different stores to buy what I needed so I didn’t have to dump a load of change on just one person. I was already embarrassed, but to feel people staring? Utter shame suffused me. The reasons behind that are another post all together. 

AgirlcalledJack.com is run by a British woman who was on benefits for years. Things got desperate. She had to find a way to feed herself and her son using just the basics that could be found at the supermarket. But the recipes she came up with are amazing. 

You have to consider the differing costs of things between countries, but if you just have three ingredients in your cupboard, this woman will tell you what to do with it. Check what you already have. Chances are you have the basics of a filling meal already. 

Here’s her list of kitchen basics. 

Bake your own bread. It’s easier than you think. Here’s a list of many recipes, each using some variation of just plain flour, yeast, some oil, maybe water or lemon juice. And kneading bread is therapeutic. 

Make your own pasta–gluten free. 

She gets it. She really does. This is the article that started it all. It’s called “Hunger Hurts”.

She has vegan recipes.

A carrot, a can of kidney beans, and some cumin will get you a really filling soup…or throw in some flour for binding and you’ve got yourself a burger. 

Don’t have an oven or the stove isn’t available? She covers that in her Microwave Cooking section. 

She has a book, but many recipes can be found on her blog for free. She prices her recipes down to the cent, and every year she participates in a project called “Living Below the Line” where she has to live on 1 BP per day of food for five days. 

Things improved for me a little, but her website is my go to. I learned how to bake bread (using my crockpot, but that was my own twist), and I have a little cart full of things that saved me back then, just in case I need them again. She gives you the tools to feed yourself, for very little money, and that’s a fabulous feeling. 

Tip: Whenever you have a little extra money, buy a 10 dollar/pound/euro giftcard from your discount grocer. Stash it. That’s your super emergency money. Make sure they don’t charge by the month for lack of use, though.

I don’t care if it sounds like an advertisement–you won’t be buying anything from the site. What I DO care about is your mental, emotional, and physical health–and dammit, food’s right in the center of that. 

If you don’t need this now, pass it on to someone who does. Pass it on anyway, because do you REALLY know which of the people in your life is in need? Which follower might be staring at their own piggy bank? Trust me: someone out there needs to see this. 

Reblogging for all the impoverished students. Jack is the breadline queen. And if you don’t need this - donate to your nearest food bank, stat.

Reblogging for students, working folks, and everyone who’s ever had to choose between essentials at the store because you can only afford milk OR bread, not both.

Jack’s recipes are tasty and nonprocessed too :)

yeehaw

The answer is neigh

the answer is howdy ACTUALLY

its 13 but math isnt real so…..

im booboo the fool

its literally 22

its 48

Isn't it 42?

9 8 7 trainers have begun their journey in Bas, setting off on a trip that will change their lives. They’ll forge friendships, make enemies, and stand strong against anything thrown at them. None of them realise that by the end, only one will survive…

NAH, JUST KIDDING. Y’all are gonna be fine. 

YES TOTALLY FINE YES

Mom: I hate requesting this as it is an emergency. I just took a look at my bank account and after buying barely any groceries, I have $20 less than the rent which is due by Wednesday. And since I have to pay in a money order, if I don’t have it the rent will be late and then be $70 less than I have to pay.  Not to mention I only have half a tank of gas for 2 weeks. So any and all help would be appreciated. This became an issue as part of the rent used to be paid by Arrow’s twin, but they have since moved out and is dealing with their own rent. I don’t know what I can do to get out of this hole, but I am working on it. Please signal boost if you can not help.

Me: Yeah, so please help out, guys.

So, found out this morning that it’s actually $650, not $635 like we thought. We have until Thursday morning to turn it in or it’s being bumped to $700.

If you can help out, please do.

We’re also out of cat food and my mom only has enough gas to make it to work on Thursday, but not back.

Please.

Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you think I'm like in real life

This is about to get really sweet or really mean

HELLO!!! I HAVE FINE MERCHANDISE

IF YOU WISH FOR ME TO PLACE THE HEX I MEAN PROGRAM ON A COMPUTER YOU SIMPLY NEED TO GIVE ME ACCESS TO IT I ASK NO QUESTIONS SIMPLY LET ME INTO THE DWELLING WITH IT!!!

THE PAYMENT IS A SMALL PORTION OF YOUR SOUL OR A LARGE PACKAGE OF HOME GROWN TOMATOES MY BABIES ENJOY THOSE VERY MUCH

sounds great but here’s the thing, i don’t trust you in my house!

Inien it’s my apartment and you do not have permission to bring other homeless people back here >>

I HAVE A HOME IT IS CURRENTLY UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS OF THIS WONDERFUL BAR!!!!

MAN C'MON OTHER I'LL PAY! I HAVENT LEFT TO PARTY WITH VERNE YET

Mookus

@manofliesandsmiles HEY WHERE ARE YOU? I HAVE THIS SICK IDEA BUT YOU AREN’T HOME. DO YOU HAVE WORK TODAY?

Oh Kyr I’m at Verne’s place! He broke his arm somehow so I came to help. I believe you can come here but I’d ask Verne first just incase? To be polite and all.

@feel-the-verne I WANT TO HAVE A PARTY WITH A CAT THAT’S NO DONT FOR ONCE!

KYR YOUR ACCOUNT’S BROKEN AGAIN. BUT BY ALL MEANS, COME! I COULD ALWAYS USE MORE HELP MOVING.

THERE WILL BE PIZZA!

FUCK YEAH MARKUS LETS HAVE A PARTY I’LL BE RIGHT OVER! DO YOU NEED ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO BRING= I HAVE EXPLOSIVE CHOCOLATES~

NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT I DID NEED A GOODBYE PRESENT FOR BRENDA…

WORK WON’T END FOR A WHILE, BUT I’LL BE HOME SOON AFTER IT IS.

I JUST NEED TO STOP BY A FLORIST.

BY THE WAY DO ANY OF YOU KNOW HOW TO SAY “FUCK YOU” WITH FLOWERS?

ASKING FOR A FRIEND.

I KNOW HOW TO SAY IT!!! I saw this post once.

And additionally!!!

Oh my goodness, you know, that’s even better than mine.

THE POISON OAK IDEA IS AMAIZNG

Mookus

@manofliesandsmiles HEY WHERE ARE YOU? I HAVE THIS SICK IDEA BUT YOU AREN’T HOME. DO YOU HAVE WORK TODAY?

Oh Kyr I’m at Verne’s place! He broke his arm somehow so I came to help. I believe you can come here but I’d ask Verne first just incase? To be polite and all.

@feel-the-verne I WANT TO HAVE A PARTY WITH A CAT THAT’S NO DONT FOR ONCE!

HELLO!!! I HAVE FINE MERCHANDISE

@manofliesandsmiles @homenomore @kyrdabest @nevermasteredtact @not-a-catgirl @feel-the-verne 

WOULD ANY OF YOU LOVELY PEOPLE CARE FOR A SIMPLE PROGRAM??

IT WILL TAKE YOUR COMPUTER, AND GIVE IT SPEEDS, UNIMAGINABLE!!! 

IT MAY ALSO OPEN A TAB WITH THIS WEBSITE EVERY SEVENTEEN MINUTES IF YOU DO NOT SPEAK THE NAME OF YOUR FIRSTBORN!!

IT IS A, EXCELLENT DEAL!!!

WHAT IF WE DON’T HAVE KIDS. CAN WE USE SOMEONE ELSE’S? ALSO DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING FOR A BROKEN ARM? I’M ASKING FOR A FRIEND.

WHY CAN I BUY THIS STRANGE CREEPY MASKED MAN

Uh oh, you just died and now your family is planning what your tombstone will say. They decide to use your last outgoing text message... What's your tombstone say?

My last text says “Aw, thanks!”, which sounds fine to me.

Lol

“Did someone poison the mormon punch or something?”

“maybe this just wasnt your unit”

“Not worth it” Jesus that sounds ominous

“Cool”

“Doesn’t really help you though” Hmmm

“I’m almost done eating all the olives (image of empty olive can)”

“Moos? Moos? Moos.”

I think that just about sums up my life.

“I haven’t checked yet – I will when I get home”

…to HELL, that is.

“See you soon!”

*gigglesnort*

we could cosplay as scully and mulder

“ooh”

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“https://youtu.be/vMcjhjFt-HA”

90000 of them

Everything else is fine so far

I’m making chicken

Okay

“We r both so going to hell”

OHMYGOD

“http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ”

“I messed up”

like what the hell man

OH S I N

‘They’re pretty cute’

“Black*Star bouta lay down some whoop!”

Meme

DONT WORRY THEY DONT HAVE GENETALIA

“Okay bye!!!! Love you!!!” Seems pretty good.

“Daily dose of angst

Its small but eh”

Pfft-

Literally the perfect time for me to see this. Last message was “Escaped the cold hand of death once more. In your face Grim Reaper!”

“I just thought you’d like that.” That sound depressing. :7(

“I’m glad we’re both terrible” …well…

“They didn’t heal me, those assholes”

“HE’LL BREAK UP WITH ME”

“You’re welcome!”

“I was sleep drunk ok?”

wooo! this is a test post!!!

NEW FRIEND?

MAYBE??? ARE YOU A NEW FRIEND???? :O

YEA I NEW FRIEND

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Reblog this if you are not against transgender males or females. So I can write down everybodys username and give it to my nonsupportive parents the day I leave for college.