may we all continue to be strange and off-putting little freaks in 2022 <3

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

Don’t know how it protects me from Ebola but alright alright. If it keeps me safe

killing eve / twilight / supernatural

Doctor Who

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

What We Do in the Shadows

fake crime podcast. it’s a podcast with ideas for crimes no one has tried yet

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

What if they thought you guys were the demons

ohmygod

plot twist he was just a bunch of slugs in a man costume

Absolutely cursed thank you

hello, 911? i’d like to report a mass mercy killing

2020 mood.

Why does every fantasy series gotta have a hot woman-only group like “Sisterhood Of Summer Spies” or “Ladies Of The Twilight Ball” or “Women Warriors Of The Waters” and never a himbo-only group like “Blue Rose Brotherhood” or “Manwhores Of The Realm” or “Bastard Sword Bastards”

Their NAME is the Fellowship of the Ring

SO HAPPY WE FINALLY FOUND OUT WHO “A” IS!!

me: *pulls into gas station* just a quick stop :)

GPS: what the FUCK did you do

bitch…omg

omfg

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

this is a carwash for people

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

You fucker

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

miss depression: *releases me for a quarter of a second*

me: wow. i feel so goo–

depression: Time’s Up Bitch.

Weird looking snowball..

Photo by Mark Dumont

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

it’s so stupid, adhd is a dozen vaguely related neuroses in a trench coat, including such popular hits as

…and they decided to call it Trouble Sitting Still Disorder?????