young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can
STOP listening to the demon of capitalism and START listening to the angel of hedonism, i love you i believe in you keep making what you love forever ok?
KEANU REEVES IS SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG??? HES SHADOW THE HEDEG
You deserve love.
JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 3 - PARABELLUM (2019) SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG (2005)
Bask in the glory of my unpacking speed and prowess
Remaining boxes are all framed pictures I'll be looking through those properly tomorrow.
Otherwise basically done!!
vampire who hasn’t eaten human food in 600 years but wants to make lunch for their human lover: *saws open a can of peaches with his fangs, places it in the microwave. Cooks it for 45 minutes using the popcorn button. Watches placidly as the appliance erupts into flames and the powers goes out.*
I might just be extremely in my thirties now but I simply cannot take any sort of fandom discourse anymore. I barely could before but I am at maximum capacity. just... just watch the thing and enjoy it or whatever, be nice to each other, isn't life hard enough
GIRL HELP I EVOLVED FRUIT GUMMY AND HES LITERALLY THE SIZE OF MY ENTIRE ROOM
Pokemon Go was worth it just for the occasional glimpses we get into what social media is like in the actual pokemon universe
お前を孤独にはしねエよ
this is the day I have been waiting for as a sex repulse asexual I cannot wait to use this
Ok I know this is a parody and not real, but if I saw a feature called "skip the foreplay" I would assume it did the exact opposite. 'Skipping the foreplay' literally means "let's jump straight to the sex part!"
Don't hide this darling I'm with you; that's a very opposite name. But if buttons like that were real I also suggest "Skip < triggerish thing here>" and if that scene is necessary to understand the plot then you get a soft resume of it or something (?) And for p*rn sites "This has too much foreplay" / "This has almost/no foreplay" because some aces like me prefer the foreplay than the actual sex, oopsies
my favorite celebrity non-controversy was when lorde wanted to express her love of baths so she posted a picture of her bathtub captioned “and iiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuu” not realizing that whitney houston died in a bathtub
like oh my god. it’s such a non issue but it’s so so funny
this is the type of thing my anxiety thinks is gonna happen every single time I say something
Jamie McCrimmon is a golden retriever
Exhibit A:
Thank you
Stressed out and at his limit
Jamie in his lace up black shirt and kilt is his best look yet
