I smoke weed and also I jack off and also I died and also I was reborn. Like this post if you’re not afraid to reblog it.

Abandoned presidents heads in a rural Virginia field [5184x3456]

cant wait for this to be found in 10000 years

shut up bitch. you wear a hat to bed and you carry a candle around on a little plate.

when i say VOL you say TRON 

VOL

CEL

Smash or pass: the sexy tuna guy from the starkist cans

Fuck marry kill: green giant, sexy tuna, mr clean

You are NOT allowed to kill mr clean

This is obvious, kill the sexy tuna because that’s just weird, fuck Mr clean because he’s ripped and you know you won’t catch anything, now here you might think marry Mr clean because he’ll clean the house, but no, his cleanliness standards would be unbearable.

marry the green giant, making you basically a pagan god through marriage, and he can probably make vegetables grow using magic and as a vegan I need that, dick probably too big to do anything with but like, pagan marriages can be poly I think

I want you to know you are so powerful to be able to begin with “this is obvious”

This be a mighty fine post but isn’t mr.clean openly sex-repulsed?

A lot of wild things happen in the World Cup but this was definitely up there

i made this as a joke but then i wanted it for real so i made it for real.

the internet really just encourages my edginess to an unhealthy degree lmao

if you want one you can get one here, limited edition! be goth with me

ONE OF A KIND

im fucking shaking

remember wgen the eggplant emoji meant …. well … *blushes and runs off* **a crow pecks at phone and sends this post**

jdjdicoockgkrkr <<crow message

where am i

where you belong