taken literally 1 minute apart

Ah, the ‘ol scream and sleep.

Me: feels a cool breeze*

Mood: 👻💀🎃🕸🍂🍁🧡☕️

Me: I gotta go to the bathroom

Every animal in the house:

“Minecraft is a bad game!”

Oh yeah, then explain THIS.

i’m gonna get good at art, get a girlfriend, and fight god

YouTube: recommends me shitty cringe videos

Me:

Mentally ill? Nah I’m mentally SICK my brain does cool kick flips while wearing shades and I cry a lot

ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes

self care is roasting the mean voice in your head

I caught the blep.

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

friendly reminder that he

he what

he

I don’t want to fight anymore, mom. I’m tired. I’m so tired.

me resisting the urge to ask people if they still like me

me isolating myself instead of talking to the people i care about because i’m afraid they hate me

Some of my favourite responses to this monumentally stupid headline:

Bonus because this one made me laugh actually out loud