Avatar

0BluArt0

@0bluart0 / 0bluart0.tumblr.com

Faster than a speeding kingfisher, sassier than an angry harpy. var sc_project=9989654; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="edbef97a"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write("<sc"+"ript type='text/javascript' src='" + scJsHost+ "statcounter.com/counter/counter.js'></"+"script>");
Avatar

Cant Upload Anything

So as of late, Tumblr has really dropped the bar and wont let me upload anything photo wise and as an artist that’s not...great... Not the first time and I’m getting really sick of it too. 

So if you want to check out my art elsewhere since posting here will probably slow:

INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/0bluart0 (most used) TWITTER: https://twitter.com/0Bluefeather0 YOUTUBEhttps://youtu.be/YCRIy_1aEpM (redirects to video but you can get to the channel from there)
Avatar

HAPPY BIRTH (Eventually. It was either yesterday or tomorrow.)

You exist. Congratulations! You have existed for so long, almost four years more than I have. Lol, Sorry you dont get your yearly saucy man but I wanted to do something different this year. Seeing you this year was the fucking absolute best time of my life. Goodness we had planned so long to see each other and then it finally happened!!! Man I was crying!!! I didn't believe it was actually happening until you popped into my car!! You were and still are every bit as wonderful, funny, and awesome as you were online (even though our talking gave me major sleep deprivation. Jk) Thank you for putting up with my lack of cooking skills and lack of clothing. You are a true pal.

We never missed a beat when we transferred from online to in life and I still miss ya Sam. My turn to go over and watch women fall in love with fishmen with you. 

Avatar

"Honestly after my first attempts at drowning you I was expecting anytime I invited you into the water you would scream and toss something at me"

"There are a million ways you could kill me in this house and no one would know. But you haven't tried to hurt me in a long time so I figured you were out of your pissy teenager stage"

Someone told a sassy mermaid he could wander the house and now whenever she comes home there's a mostly-blind pissy wet mermaid stealing her pillows and bed.

Sometimes they get migraines from their blindness-related injuries tho...

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.