The Falcon And The Winter Soldier | SuperBowl TV Spot

Is that my jacket? Uh, well… After you died, I wanted to… honor you. I was dead. Hey, let me grieve at my own pace.

Ok, yes the Steve/Tony moment is great, but y’all. Y’all! We have verification that the Avengers race wheely office chairs and Tony and Thor did so much damage that they had their chairs taken away! It’s the domesticity we’ve all been longing for since 2012! (And which we’ve gotten with EMH and AA, but still!) Did Tony attach rockets to his chair? Did Thor let himself be dragged along by Mjolnir? Did Cap and Nat participate? (We know Clint did for sure.)

Eternal T’Challa.

Me at the dinner table: Oh, can I get some water?

Me internally, having left my 20k, slow burn, enemies to lover fanfic halfway: Ok but did he survive??? HE DIDNT EVEN GET TO CONFESS?!?!? It's fine, the tags say happy ending, BUT WHAT IF HE DIES??? WHAT IF-

Honestly to all of the adults refusing to wear masks and saying it’s not a big deal: fuck you. Your ruining my school life and my social life as a teen. I will be unable to do anything I love and the careers that I want to take part in because you keep making this goddamn virus worse for other people.

This ^^^ 100% and to the old people at work who say they don’t want to listen to all this “nonsense” : fuck you!

Don’t forget although there is a lot of ignorance among older generations, corporations are forcing us to work during a pandemic and our government has done almost nothing to prevent this from happening. If there’s any rage to be had point towards those that have the power to make us fight amongst ourselves.

reblogging for that last comment.

I’m in the sauce again lads

Can't have these fossilized hoes messing with his vibe 😌💅

AND THE HOOOOMEEE OF THEEEEE BRAAAAVEEE

Imagine Carol sticking around for a bit to help out Fury on some missions before heading back out into the galaxy, and constantly teasing him about how primitive and Dumb everything/ everyone is on Earth in comparison to the rest of the galaxy while they complete the operations. Imagine Fury just rolling his eyes and ignoring it most times, until one day when they’re travelling through Boston and Carol makes a sly comment and Fury is just like ‘alright space lady you’ve had your fun, now it’s time for me to have mine’ and he rolls up to MIT, pulls out Tony Stark from his physics class, sits his ass down on a chair in front of her and says ‘she can shoot photons outta her ass. Go’ 

And this 19 y/o boy, who looks like he’s kind of high and has a truly pathetic attempt at facial hair on his chin, stares at her for a second before just launching off into a bunch of technojargon not even she can make head or tails of, and she’s just fucking battered by science-talk and prodding fingers for an hour straight while Fury sits there and smirks like a smug bastard.

She doesn’t make Dumb Human jokes after that.

Nothing but respect for MY Captain America