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A foggy day at the local forest by 90377 Instagram | Etsy Shop

These plants are photosynthesising underwater and producing an excess of oxygen through their leaves in the form of small bubbles which is called pearling. (Source)

WOAH WTF THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

Oh, that’s a pretty lake — whoa, I’ve been transported to a magical faery land!

You know what? It’s really like that sometimes.

This is automatic stress relief

Hatefuck [Oneshot]

Pennywise x Reader [SMUT - NSFW]

Contains: A Hot Clown. SMUT. Violence. Language. Blood. Sadism. Masochism. Fear. Daddykink.

A/N: No fluffy Pennywise here. Tried to make this as raunchy as possible. Hope you like it! 😉

I got this idea from an ask that @hello-helianthus sent me: “Can you imagine getting Penny frustrated on purpose? He is really hungry and can’t pleasure you as he thinks he might not keep himself in check. You have faith in him, so you play a game of undressing right there. He loves your skin and taunt him by saying, “What are you afraid of?” While you touch yourself, you know he will give in and when he does, he won’t hold back. “Didn’t you say I tasted good?” His eyes get so predatory that you get a bit afraid you’ve gone too far. It’s that hint of fear that gets him to finally snap.“

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“If I put my hands around your wrists, would you fight them? If I put my fingers in your mouth, would you bite them? So many things that I would do if I had my way with you.

I can keep secrets that I know how you want me. You can drag your nails into my skin, and you won’t stop me. You can twist and scream into the air, but no one can hear you here.

And there will be no tenderness, no tenderness. There will be no tenderness, no tenderness. I will show no mercy for you,  you had no mercy for me. The only thing that I ask, love me mercilessly.”

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ok kids repeat after me

vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic

ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic

rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic

hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive

be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok

why it so dangerous to be clean

As someone who’s job is to handle chemicals like this, I need to state that this information is IMPORTANT. Plenty of people have accidentally injured or killed themselves at home because they didn’t know what kind of reaction certain substances have with one another. Play it safe and don’t mix chemicals.

Also don’t use bleach to clean up urine it’ll create chloramine bc of the ammonia in it and you can give yourself chemical pnemonia that way

Every time I see “helpful” posts telling people to mix these things while cleaning I cringe with my entire body.

reblogging in this time of heightened interest in disinfectants. please don’t get fancy

Thank you clam man

Reblog the encouraging clam man to boost someone’s motivation. You know you wanna.

encouraging clam man is always there for me in my time of need. may he be there in yours as well.

Thankyou clam man

ARTHUR - SASSY VIBES

Okay yeah I literally just reblogged this but UGH FUCK HES SO FUCKING HOT I CANT GET OVER IT

What a freakin' stud.

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

Let’s see where this goes

Experimenting ~

JOKER + the train scene

He’s fucking beautiful

J, out.

The Joker ♠