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me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:
Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.
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As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.
Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania.
Me continuing to make my extremely niche posts while gesturing with a consenting ferret
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well shit…she rite man
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Computer: Welcome. Voice activation required.
Shinichi: Kudo Shinichi.
Computer: Access denied.
Shinichi: Detective of the East.
Computer: Access denied.
Shinichi: Savior of the police force.
Computer: Access denied.
Shinichi: Heisei Holmes.
Computer: Access denied.
Shinichi: Silver bullet!
Computer: Access denied.
[pause]
Shinichi: Damn you, Haibara. Corpse Magnet.
Computer: Welcome, Corpse Magnet.
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Ep 231: The Mysterious Passenger (Part 2)
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CoAi/Shinshi dating headcanons:
- slightly insulting pet names for each other
- nerd activity time sadly surpasses make out time
- that’s my shirt you’re wearing
- remind me why i’m dating you again because you’re a pain in the ass sometimes (most of the time)
- bets over who does the dishes
- are you sassing me or flirting with me honestly i can’t tell the difference anymore
- tickle fights (there will be blood)
- coffee overdose
- “No” fifteen times a day, no context
- I’m so happy and not at all jealous (right..) when you cheer at Big Osaka’s games / go on a friendly date with Ran
- loads of hand holding
- i didn’t sign up for this but fuck it i’ll do it for you
- both being disgustingly proud of each other like ‘yea u see the arrogant conceited asshole over there? that’s my guy/girl and they’re a genius’
- parenting time with the Detective Boys, both being horribly biased towards Ayumi who gets all the extra sweets
- finishing each other’s sandwiches every five sentences
- endlessly staring at each other “is there something on my face ??”
- being touchy at the crime scenes everysingletime (holding hands!!) and megure takagi etc are just like *roll eyes*
- accidentally got too close because i dont know the concept of personal space but are we gonna kiss or what ??
- patience level testing
- sarcastically saying “i love you"
- wholeheartedly saying “i love you"
- wake up calls at shit AM “hey are u awake cuz I’ve been thinking…” / “well i am now”
- this is not a contest but ur cooking skills suck worse than mine ??
- we were having an in-depth convo about some random thing after dinner how come I can hear birds chirping on the window right now?? holy shit?? where did time go ?? hello ?
- you asked me to ‘come over’ in a mysterious tone, no context. honestly I don’t know if ur up for hooking up or a two-person science conference but here u have me i’m yours babe
When Haibara picks up the call from Kudo, she’ll be like "someone better be dying” and the answer is ALWAYS no because it’s either 1) not important call about no death 2) person is already dead 3) that person is Ran but WHY ISN’T HAIBARA THERE ALREADY ANYWAY
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Ep 642: Grabbing Karuta Cards in Dire Straits (Part 1)
Haibara did THIS 😂😂💓
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A 'Peaceful Day' at Agasa Mansion
Agasa : One day you could be a dad too.
Conan : One day? I'm a dad.
Haibara : The Detective Boys doesn't count.
Conan, slamming his fist on the table : They're my KIDS!
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Conan: Please, Haibara... after everything we went through together. You can't do this.
Ai: I'm sorry, Kudo.
Conan: I'm begging you. Don't do it.
Ai: It has to be done...
Conan: ...
Ai: ...
Conan: ...
Ai: [Places a draw-4 card] Uno.
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some of you have never been poisoned and turned into a child at an amusement park when you were sixteen and it shows
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