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"ayam amaysing"

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Gwen: knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Ben: Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

Kevin: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie, ya nasty.

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xabi alonso to fernando torres (about steven gerrard): “why? it’s not like he’s gonna remember you.”

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Last christmas I gave you my jersey…but the very next day,you left me to Chelsea.

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Anonymous asked:

Casillas Beckham getting old

they were definitely getting old because david was starting to forget things. names, names of foods, locations. it was bad. he was worried.

but when iker flipped him over in bed he said “no no no no i’m not forgetting that badly, i firmly remember me being on top in these types of situations.”

but it was worth the try. /:

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I: Is it true that you get angry when Kun gets caught lying (sometimes you have to lie in truco), and you tell him ‘’im never playing with you again’’?


Leo: Yes, because he’s fucking around. He gets bored and starts fucking around.


I: Is it true, Kun?


Kun: Yes it is, but the thing is sometimes we’ve got nothing so we have to lie. When you’ve got nothing, you have to get points from somewhere.. but i always get caught. And sometimes Leo says ‘’what are you doing!?’’ and im like ‘’and what do you want me to do boludo!! we need the points!!’’. But yeah, sometimes i get caught, sometimes i steal the points.

(translation courtesy of @ceibos)

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im loving my icon and im so grateful

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