replaying portal to celebrate womens day

im sorry women

Oh, it’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me.

Bird that attacks Wheatley from Portal 2

I finished portal and immediately went to ebay and ordered portal 2, I cannot wait to hang out with that wretched stephen merchant ball that people were obsessed with 10 years ago

I’ve been playing for about half an hour and I’ve come to the conclusion that I would die for this little sphere guy

Happy 10th Anniversary Portal 2!

from GLaDOS' perspective the portal games are "enemies to lovers" full of drama and romantic emotional turmoil, and from Chell's perspective it's just the worlds shittiest weekend

glados, who's probably been practicing this speech: whatever. just go. it's not like i ever cared anyway.... about... what we had.........

chell, wired as fuck on adrenaline, who stoped listening as soon as she started talking:

chell time :)

“Gentlemen, I give you the Long Fall Boot! Think of it as a foot-based suit of armor for the Portal device.”

Me:  :(

Portal soundtrack: BEEEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZBEP BEEEEEPZZZZZZZZZZ(*dissonant metal screeching against metal noises*)ZZZZZZZZZZZZTTZZZTZTTTTTBEEEEEPZZZZTBEEEEEE-

Me:   :)

Hi ya’ll my good friend Jules @tokengayfriend‘s state is being a piece of shit and refused to give them unemployment and now their workplace got shutdown because of a covid case there, so they’re in need of help. If you could send some funds to them it’d go a long way. Their venmo is upstartcrow

cave johnson using the facility’s pa system to ask caroline something, who’s sitting quietly in the adjacent room

when she walks into his office and responds, he thanks her, still using the facility’s pa system

I forgot I made this