set fire to the sky

nicky: if we put neil and riko in a room together who would cry first?

andrew: kevin

FIRST LOOK AT HEARTSTOPPER S2 !!!!

I'M SO EXCITED CAN AUGUST COME FASTER PLEASE

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

this is entrapment

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

everyone lost

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

@world-heritage-posts

You follow me on tumblr but will you follow me into war

shut the fuck up steve

I’m making it my lifelong goal to give someone a brochure and say, “Lo, a pamphlet” as they take it with them on their merry way.

"I want a boyfriend," no you want to pin a boy to a wall with a dagger to his throat, don't settle for less.

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

I lost my best friend 3 years ago- not lost as in dead but lost as in we only text each other on our birthdays now. Movies and books don't tell you that a friendship dying is like the sinking of a ship, you try to get higher and higher and hold onto the rails and unanswered texts, the captain tries to steer it to safety and salvage pieces of two broken hearts until you're left with memories of what once was. We were friends for a decade and knew each other's diaries by heart, I still remember her phone number and the way she took her coffee. Seeing her in streets is like breathing in a scent you forgot you knew but it immediately takes you back to a summer in '07.

Movies and books also don't tell you that friendships don't just end after one fight or incident, it's like the rusting of a bridge, the slow decay of flesh and bones and secrets. It took weeks, months- until one day I woke up and I realized I hadn't thought of her in a while. And I wrote a poem that day and I titled it 'The dying of a best friend' and I put all my love for her in a tiny box with my half of the matching pendant of a dolphin we had and stored them in a corner of my heart under the heading Grief. Where else can one hide unspent love?

It's been 3 years since I lost my best friend, lost as in I still carry our secrets in a tiny box but we only text each other on our birthdays.

-Ritika Jyala, excerpt from The world is a sphere of ice and our hands are made of fire

Pez Okonjo Heir to Okonjo Industries, Nigerian company leading Africa in biomedical advancements.

Photoset version

richard -> dick so obviously we should start the charles -> cock process

how the fuck do you get cock from charles

you ask him nicely

sometimes a found family is a grandpa and his kid, a sadistic doctor, a 14 year old farmer, a 14 year old ex-assassin, a ginger and his sister, a reject math teacher, the annoying one, and an orphan with a shitty haircut

Reblog this to prove your blog was made before the February 2022 tumblr resurgence

some bsd textpost memes i made

i like to think the only reason atsushi got to stay at the agency in the beginning when he kept fuckint up was bc the president likes cats and atsushi can turn into a really big cat

DO NOT JUDGE THEM AND BE PIECES OF SHIT TO THE ACTORS BEFORE YOU'VE SEEN THEM IN ACTION. GOOD LORD, HOW MANY TIMES DO SOME OF YOU NEED TO BE TOLD???

immediately back on my bullshit