me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is

Your actions have consequences

This isn’t TikTok, Facebook or Twitter.

my dad is so funny because if you actually asked him point blank if he's an ally i dont think he'd know how to respond but like a year ago he was talking about when he used to sell houses in the 90s and he was like "yeah we had a gay couple come in and i had to tell one of my coworkers to stop being rude to them. then they invited me to their housewarming party, i dont know why. after that i had a bunch of gay couples come in and specifically ask for me, isnt that weird?" and he legitimately had never connected the dots

i literally had to be like "dad. it was florida. in the 90s. the word probably got out among the gay community that you weren't a violent homophobe so gay people felt relatively safe working with you" and he was like ".......oh. well that explains a lot."

Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

"He only made this art because he was horny!" ...Yeah, and? You only made a sandwich because you were hungry.

i tried to hire a hypeman and the cheapest one (free) was a fucking wizard and now i cant get rid of her. she keeps saying shit like "she speaketh true" and "very wise milady" everytime i say fuckin anything and if she sees a car she tries to attack it with chain lightning. fucking embarassing honestly

this one made a lot of yoy very horny for some reason

In honor of recording a bloodborne style giant monster fight today, I’m happy to contribute my own version of this sign I use at my apartment

The concept of a "nation state" didn't exist before the seventeenth century; Italy was a "geographical expression" until 1867, and Germany technically didn't exist until 1871. States are arbitrary; nations are all social constructs. Demanding that a people need conform to a modern, Western conception of nation-statehood for them to have any legitimate claim to the territory on which they live is DEEPLY colonial, and it's such a bad argument that everyone advancing it should be embarrassed to the marrow of their bones.

lmaooo

We love to see it

#oh my god#all of them???

Yes! All of them! It's not a defect, it's a design flaw! They made an accelerator pedal that can accidentally wedge itself down flat!

dark cabaret Gerard and frankie for my mooties teehee

i love you, Two Catfish as Street Musicians in the Kashina district, ca 1855 of an unidentified artist, you go so hard

Wearing character shirts when you have breasts

official boob post

ough to be a cat sleeping in a dandelion field. eepy sleepy

the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation