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conductor of light

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Francine, Brazilian, 18 years old. Pan, cis, she/her. TJLC. Unexpected shitposts. Spoilers. My english is a mess, sorry for anything 🐰
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So this was the story of Sherlock Holmes becoming a good man? Guess what, he was in the very first episode, he was always a good man, and all you did was torment him for 4 seasons and leave him alone and in the closet. Again.

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On a train bound for Cardiff, sometime in 2008:

Moffat: So, hey, you know Sherlock Holmes?
Gatiss: what, like the serial killer?
Moffat: No, that was a different guy. This one's like some detective from eighteen-fuckety-something
Gatiss: okay?
Mofftiss: yeah anyway he's real famous, the great mouse detective is based on it
Gatiss: Omg I love the great mouse detective! I used to think they were gay but then I realised they weren't and Dawson was really straight. Kinda fucked me up but hey, gave me lots of rage to write with
Mofftiss: So I was thinking, what if we do that, but on a larger scale? Like, write a story that has so much gay subtext people can't help but pick up on it and then when they're really invested we do a massive rug pull and show them they were straight all along
Gatiss: Bro, that's amazing!
Mofftiss: im only worried someone might do it first
Gatiss: We can't let that happen! Let's get right on this. What was the guy called, Sher-something ?
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so mark and steven read canon and thought “you know what? sherlock has supposed to have had a psychotic sister since 1895 #tellingthetruestory”

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you have a boyfriend, which is fine by the way, i know it’s fine? is yours a snorer? 57? we’re not a couple, yes you are? i like my doctors clean shaven? theres something that ive meant to say? romantic entanglement will complete you as a human being?

i’m disgusted

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IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE EXACT SAME AWARD WINNING DETECTIVE SHOW IF THEY’D KEPT THEIR GAY JOKES TO THEMSELVES.

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so jenny and vastra were a white man’s wet dream i guess

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dyketm

they were never mary’s boys they were never mofftiss’ boys they were our boys. they will always be our boys.

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I never even liked Molly Hooper but the way they wrote her in TFP was shameful. Molly Hooper is almost 40 years old and still acting like a pathetic loser who can’t get over being in love with an unattainable gay man like some jilted teenager. This is rock bottom bad writing. They ended S4 with the most pathetic, unkempt, sad sack Molly Hooper we’ve ever seen. I almost feel sorry for her now that we were shown how unwilling Sherlock was to say “I love you” to her even when her life was on the line. Molly Hooper may be many things, but she deserves a much better arc than this.

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