everything in life is bad. takes a shower. washes off the gunk. oh. oh it was the gunk again.
life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon
call his pussy british the way that I’m innit
grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow
Im sorry that I choose my favs with my pussy and not my moral compass. Wish I could be as boring as the rest of you
my resolution for 2024 is to be crushed to atoms between the roller rack shelves
"its a texas chainsaw miracle"
#24 on ur spotify wrapped describes how 2024 will go, how screwed r u
Me: there are bunnies under the deck eating bird seed... very cute
My dad (very serious): they will grow wings.
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"miku miku you can call me miku" is such a raw line that you'd think it was from hatsune miku. and it is