friend: hey wanna hang out?

me: sure

friend: can i invite some other people too?

me:

friend: hey wanna hang out?

me:

friend:

me:

me:

me (an adult): yeah I’m thinking about running away

I'm unbelievably bored w my own emotions.....like I've heard this one before. got anything new

sorry if it seems like i want attention i just want attention

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, now in quarantine

You can dance, you can jive, but you can’t go outside

OOOOOOOHHH see that girl, watch that scene, but through your window screen

this might come across as anti capitalist but,,,,,, i want to enjoy life

i just wanna cuddle bro this isnt fair

There is nothing more erotic, than good conversation with the right person. Art by Ilya Filatov

I may be one horny mother fucker but I’m also one romantic mother fucker

Why did god make me this nasty if he also made me hella shy

The key to her heart, is a hand round her throat