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been trying to do makeup for 5+ years and i still can’t curl my own lashes fuck me

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Rating T, 3.3k words

Summary: Zelda warms up to Mary, and, before she knows it, it grows into something more.

*** “Don’t cry, Zelda,” Mary reaches for her arm and she swears it’s the pollen season arriving early. “Who’s crying?” She snorts, brushing a finger by the corner of her eye. Mary is clearly stunned, watching the scariest Spellman most certainly not-tearing-up. Zelda is a little stunned too when Mary’s hand drift to her face and cups her cheek. Just when she’s pulling herself together, reeling from the sentiments, Mary has pressed her mouth directly onto her lips.

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bonivers

this this this

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fishelfe

THIS THIS THIS

they're not MEANT to have longevity. they're meant to be exciting for 5 minutes and then forgettable as soon as netflix releases their next bingeable dopamine source, which you're then also supposed to forget in favor of the next thing. streaming services aren't trying to make cult classics or beloved cultural artifacts, they're trying to sell you a new show each month so you don't cancel your subscription. it's the TV equivalent of fast fashion.

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zackbuildit

I mean, they originally were tho, they just figured out over the years they could get away with making everything be done in bursts instead

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Rated M, 2.9k words

Summary: Sabrina comes home from college for summer break; it’s amazing how things change, and the things that do not.

*** Sabrina was one of the many unfortunate tales Ms. Wardwell would perhaps share with her bedfellows. And Sabrina feels disgusted by herself when she hopes Ms. Wardwell does, share, that she had this doe-eyed pupil once who worshipped her and loved the cookies she baked and would come by her cottage every Saturday and stopped because she developed a silly crush and kissed her.

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Anonymous asked:

i don’t know if you still take prompts, and i don’t know if this is the right place to put this, but i’m putting it here. 😵‍💫👏

— a lilith and zelda prompt. (obviously.) modern au; about the two of them. i don’t know how to explain this, but i’ll try my best. and of course, if you do decide to take this further — please feel free to run rampant with it. it’s your writing after all, and i gave this prompt to you because i adore how you write.

i see them in a city setting: late night pillow talks; passing cigarettes between them; unable to resist taking one another on any surface. (let’s be honest, it’s madamspellman.) i suppose it’s a kind of domesticity? in the sense that they’re comfortable and at ease in one another’s presence.

— akin to ‘you bruise so prettily while i break my teeth over it’ perhaps?

i’d love to see small snippets of their relationship: zelda taking care of lilith; zelda cooking in their kitchen; zelda driving her mad. (the basics.)

i feel we don’t see enough of domesticity in the madamspellman fandom. (thank you, canon.)

OR?

something really out of pocket: rockstar au. zelda flies in to support the band that faustus and lucifer are leads in, them performing on stage, whilst simultaneously zelda and lilith fuck behind it. then, making excuses as to why they should book their own hotel room. (claiming they need to “catch up”, paint their nails; do their hair, after such a long time apart — needing a womanly presence to keep one another sane.) maybe even a motorbike ride at night to the hotel? (because who can resist lilith in some type of leather.)

this sounds ridiculous. i know. but i thought i’d throw these ideas out there. and if they don’t inspire you, i’d get it.

despite all of that, i adore your work. and i can’t wait to see what you come up with next. <3

Thank you anon for this prompt!! I've been writing some dark shit lately and it's just what I need. Here's the fic and I hope you like the way it turned out <3

I really appreciate that you elaborated on what you wanna see and also reassured me it's ok I go crazy with it 🥹 It's super sweet of you to do that. I'm flattered you like my writing and, OMG, thank you for reading 'You bruise so prettily while I break my teeth over it' and vibing with it.

This prompt honestly made my week 💖

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mood: crying over a paragraph i just wrote about zelda's struggle with motherhood.

and here i thought i was just doing a fluffy prompt i got today 🫠

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Rated M, 5.7k words

Summary: You’re changing and you’re afraid it’s not what Miranda wants.

*** Miranda is terrible with emotions, so when she shows anything, what you see is what you get. It’s oddly comforting, though it could be a bit scary when she loses her temper. Miranda oscillates between impassivity and rage, and the only in-between is you.

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Notes: Finally got this fucker out of my system, I was possessed. Since this is the darkest story I’ve ever written, a disclaimer is in order: please mind the tags, the Miranda/OC-reader dynamic is borrowed from irl experiences (FUN) but everything else is fictional. I swear I’m not working for any crime syndicate 😂 I was tempted to ask my ex to research for this fic—last I heard she does the accounting—but she’d likely tell me off

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hiiiiiii sorry for disappearing, a miranda croft/oc fic i'm writing has serious unforeseen effects, hopefully i'll be able to act like normal human again in the next 24 hours because rn my muse is railing me, fun fun fun.

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caparrucia

Full offense and pun fully intended, but I genuinely think the very existence of "dead dove, do not eat" was a fucking canary in the mines, and no one really paid attention.

Because the tag itself was created as a response to a fandom-wide tendency to disregard warnings and assume tagging was exaggerated. And then the same fucking idiots reading those tags describing things they found upsetting or disturbing or just not to their taste would STILL click into the stories and give the writer's grief about it.

And as a response writers began using the tag to signal "no, really, I MEAN the tags!"

But like.

If you really think about it, that's a solution to a different problem. The solution to "I know you tagged your story appropriately but I chose to disregard the tags and warnings by reading it anyway, even though I knew it would upset me, so now I'm upset and making it your problem" is frankly a block, a ban and wide-spread blacklisting. But fandom as a whole is fucking awful at handling bad faith, insidious arguments that appeal to community inclusion and weaponize the fact most people participating in fandom want to share the space with others, as opposed to hurting people.

So instead of upfront ridiculing this kind of maladaptive attempt to foster one's own emotional self-regulation onto random strangers on the internet, fandom compromised and came up with a redundant tag in a good faith attempt to address an imaginary nuance.

There is no nuance to this.

A writer's job is to tag their work correctly. It's not to tag it exhaustively. It's not even to tag it extensively. A writer's sole obligation, as far as AO3 and arguably fandom spaces are concerned, is to make damn sure that the tags they put on their story actually match whatever is going on in that story.

That's it.

That's all.

"But what if I don't want to read X?" Well, you don't read fic that's tagged X.

"But what if I read something that wasn't tagged X?" Well, that's very unfortunate for you, but if it is genuinely that upsetting, you have a responsibility to yourself to only browse things explicitly tagged to not include X.

"But that's not a lot of fic!" Hi, you must be new here, yes, welcome to fandom. Most of our spaces are built explicitly as a reaction to There's Not Enough Of The Thing I Want, both in canon and fandom.

"But there are things on the internet that I don't like!" Yeah, and they are also out there, offline. And, here's the thing, things existing even though we personally dislike or even hate or even flat out find offensive/gross/immoral/unspeakable existing is the price we pay to secure our right to exist as individuals and creators, regardless of who finds US personally unpleasant, hateful or flat out offensive/gross/immoral/unspeakable.

"But what about [illegal thing]?!" So the thing itself is illegal, because the thing itself has been deemed harmful. But your goddamn cop-poisoned authoritarian little heart needs to learn that sometimes things are illegal that aren't harmful, and defaulting to "but illegal!" is a surefire way to end up on the wrong side of the fascism pop quiz. You're not a figure of authority and the more you demand to control and exercise authority by command, rather than leadership, the less impressive you seem. You know how you make actual, genuine change in a community? You center harm and argue in good faith to find accommodations and spread awareness of real, actual problems.

But let's play your game. Let's pretend we're all brainwashed cop-abiding little cogs that do not own a single working brain cell to exercise critical thinking with. 99% of the time, when you cry about any given thing "being illegal!!!" you're correct only so far as the THING itself being illegal. The act or object is illegal. Depiction of it is not. You know why, dipshit? Because if depiction of the thing were illegal, you wouldn't be able to talk about it. You wouldn't be able to educate about it. You wouldn't be able to reexamine and discuss and understand the thing, how and why and where it happens and how to prevent it. And yeah, depiction being legal opens the door for people to make depictions that are in bad taste or probably not appropriate. Sure. But that's the price we pay, creating tools to demystify some of the most horrific things in the world and support the people who've survived them. The net good of those tools existing outweighs the harm of people misusing them.

"You're defending the indefensible!" No, you're clumsily stumbling into a conversation that's been going on for centuries, with your elementary school understanding of morality and your bone-deep police state rot filtering your perception of reality, and insisting you figured it out and everyone else at the table is an idiot for not agreeing with you. Shut the fuck up, sit the fuck down and read a goddamn book.

relevant everywhere tbh

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Rated M, I.7k words

Summary: The guilty don’t sleep. Thankfully they’ve got each other’s company.

*** What’s tragic is that, it’s never going to be enough. He loves her greed because she can be greedy for him. She loves his calm because she needs the cold violence. They fill each other up until the other can’t take it anymore, then they overcompensate, no safe word, their love so quiet, but so fierce that a dozen roadkills were left in their tracks.

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froody

girl I would kill myself if I did that lol

reading harry potter actively makes you less literate

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spiffiesttea

j why did you censor the name of the scottish play

I think doing that is way funnier than saying the Scottish play, and I’m not going to risk actually saying the name and having something bad happen

i just realized despite me making fun of you for saying m*cbeth, i refused to say it myself. i am fucked up

even I, the op, flinched while writing it in the notes 😔

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lorebird

do y’all only post from inside a theatre?

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foone

All the world's a stage, catgirlforeskin.

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Had a few eureka moments this week!

One was in Shakespeare class where our prof said, when it comes to topic sentences in writing, we need to, quote unquote, "unlearn that shit", because topic sentences are only a mold of thought process for stupid students, and we're not stupid (thank you prof??). I realized I've been, unconsciously, trying to undo that habit since freshman year when we were taught to write like that. Don’t know if I’ve succeeded though.

It kinda leads me to another realization about writing/thinking habits. My friend told me I have an angle already when I read texts so it's why I find theories to fit my analysis of the literary works. But he’s the total opposite. He theorizes the literary text, which means he has to find texts that are compatible with the theories he uses. Super flattered he'd come up with the observation, but also worried. I wasn't even aware I have an angle?? What angle?? Blind spots aside, having a theory that's not whole or logical means preconceived notions, or worse, prejudice. It might've been preventing me from absorbing new concepts for...god knows how long. Ugh wish I learned this earlier.

Lots to think about 🫠

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