Yikes™

lmfao sports literally just b like. put it in the hole

bottoms b like that too

ghost choir 👻 🎵

(soundcloud!)

Bruh this shit was amazing

GO BABY GO OMG

Poetry in motion

My jaw dropped

HER NAME IS ANTARA AND SHE’S MEXICO’S GRAND CHAMPION AT THE VERTICAL WALL CLIMB LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS!! SHE KNOWS SHE’S A GOOD GIRL!!! 

the wags on the way down

WHAT A GOOD DOG

Utilizing a pitbull’s skill competitively without hurting the animal or other dogs???? I fux with it. 👍❤️

North America got the massive sasquatch

Mexico got the dreaded chupacabra

Japan got ……. fat snake

fat bitch

YOU CAN’T CALL HIM THAT

this post gave me an aneurysm 

eddie: parasite

venom:

Colorful Creations by Adam Hillman.

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury @brookietf

A LAWN-BOO-ER :D

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

Op I love you

Op be my dad

When your opponent sends out the same Pokémon as you

Go In The Field

Okay, Elmer. I’m in the field, what now?

Follow My Scent

Where are you, ape?

Look Down

Ok *Looks Down*