i love men's tits

the person reading this is going to survive the rough patch they’re going through

You're now a cat owner.

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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

i got the job

Litany against unemployment.

My man is majestic.

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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TWO??? Having a private jet at all is bad enough on its own but why the fuck does she need two of them???

Yeah. Keep an eye on that right hand corner, too. Disgustingly wasteful.

Kabru 🗡️

Look SO many things are better as an adult, but I do so very genuinely truly miss the childhood experience of going completely insane over something at the drop of a hat. As an adult you need the right cocktail of drugs weather humidity feng-shui and job prospects to feel like a piece of media can rip you into orbit. As a 14-year-old all it took was the worst Naruto reruns in the world playing at 10pm in your childhood basement. Unmatched experience. Irreplicable. Truly a once in a lifetime gift as an apology for the experience of being 14.

two Norwegian stamps from a series on mushrooms, released in 1988 and 1989

Greek Nathan's foot long Yogurt Hot Dogs