hello this is my favorite video ever please please

el muchacho monday

AU of Lost days where Jason blew up the Batmobile before Bruce got back to it, then left without explaining or revealing himself. Every few months he comes back to town and blows it up again just to really torment the man. When Batman stops using the batmobile at all, he spices things up by blowing up one of Bruce Wayne’s cars. Really make him sweat.

it’s not ‘talking to myself’ it’s called a soliloquy you fuck

WANTED: Malcolm, 8 year old siamese tabby for assault and intent to harm hand

just watched a pillbug trip on the worlds smallest twig. absolutely fucking embarrassing

he falled over and everything. like an idiot

image i am in love with

man if I was a russian mob boss and my worthless layabout son killed baba yaga's dog I'd just fucking give him up. like immediately. like call john wick's secret basement landline and be like "iosef's at the club. all his goons and bodyguards have been instructed to stand down. there's a new puppy on your front porch. do you want an edible arrangement or anything"

double checking the pdf im about to send to make sure the invoice i just scanned didn't magically turn into a full frontal nude image

EARLY ACCESS IS HERE

i have no reason to not get this game now

YOU GET A CAT FRIEND

love the difference in tone when homer narrates about zagreus vs melinoe. he's like the lazy ass prince blunders on and on. oh the splendor of the princess as she moves in darkness......... he has a favorite

MELNEM NATION RISE UP

THIS IS NOT A DRILL, HADES 2 IS NOW IN EARLY ACCESS