I pretend this is an Alien blog.

Christopher Samuels from Alien: Isolation is definitely still alive!

Requested by anonymous

C/Fe

mutual 1: i NEED this robot CARNALLY

mutual 2: hey check out this cool math thing :)

mutual 3: fighting and sex are basically the same thing if you think about it

mutual 2, alt blog: i NEED this robot CARNALLY

Who up greasing they xeno?

Me, pounding on locked bathroom door: Ridley! Ridley! You get out of that bathroom this instant young man! I know what you’re doing in there!

Sir Ridley Scott: No, I really AM oiling my alien!

if i had a nickel for every time there was an astronaut in a piece of media that went to a gas giant, had their entire crew killed, and through the intervention of a mysterious black shape ended up being fused with their constant companion, a sentient ai with a monotone voice that clearly has human emotions, i would have two nickels, which isnt a lot but its REALLY weird that it happened twice

Oh my god I never thought I'd be cool with an AI breaking the 1st Law of robotics but GODAMN IT FELT GOOD

out of context this image looks like two friends and their robot bestie are about to go get up to some tomfoolery

classic Friday night

who. who decided this would be a great cover for these books

I just want to look that person in the eyes

its a bout a slutty robot any questions

@one-of-us-must-be-crazy I daresay Amanda did these herself

I dreamed that a xenomorph wearing lingerie and stripping in front of me

IT WAS FLICKING THE DAMN BELLS

I still love them