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You're A Terrible Spy, Cowboy.

@the-red-peril / the-red-peril.tumblr.com

A blog for Man From UNCLE, the movie and the tv show. Mobile header by me
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Napoleon fell in love the moment he saw Illya running after the car. The icing on the cake was him trying to stop the car with his bare hands.

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No thoughts only Illya Kuryakin in short shorts.

(A bit of a different WIP Wednesday for you... this is what my brain has decided is taking over my spare time recently. And oh yeah, there's a fic that goes along with this.)

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You’re in his living room distracting him with champagne and a low cut dress, I’m in his high tech vault stealing his diamonds. We are not the same.

But we are on the same team, and the payout is gonna be great for us

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Every time I think about Napoleon and Illya on the vespa I end up laughing a lot. Like, Napoleon is above the average height and he already makes the vespa look slightly smaller than it is, but then add this giant Russian teddy bear behind him and the vespa looks like a toy. Specially because Illya’s legs are comically hanging out of the vespa.

They’re reluctant partners practically cuddling on a tiny vespa and I love it.

They’re both soaked and freezing and definitely not taking advantage of their close proximity, no sir.

The only reason Illya has his arms around Napoleon is to make sure that if he falls he takes the American with him. Strategy. That’s the Russian way.

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It’s been over a year since The Man From UNCLE came out and I’m still salty about Gaby and Illya never getting to kiss

It's been FOUR YEARS since man from uncle and I'm STILL salty

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