Rebellions Are Built On Hope

He will be consumed just like his peers

Fuck yea

i hope everyone here knows when i say "woe ____ be upon ye" im not saying woe because said thing is bad im saying woe to invoke the image of me throwing whatever im talking about at you eminem style

Look SO many things are better as an adult, but I do so very genuinely truly miss the childhood experience of going completely insane over something at the drop of a hat. As an adult you need the right cocktail of drugs weather humidity feng-shui and job prospects to feel like a piece of media can rip you into orbit. As a 14-year-old all it took was the worst Naruto reruns in the world playing at 10pm in your childhood basement. Unmatched experience. Irreplicable. Truly a once in a lifetime gift as an apology for the experience of being 14.

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

tally marks on Rex’s armour represent the amount of times he stopped himself from bitch slapping Anakin in the face for saying or doing the most unhinged, crazy ass shit

Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.

Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

It has apparently been ten years since the time one of my professors pulled me aside to tell me I had to clean up after making out before going to class because my lipstick was everywhere and I realized "actually my tapdancing group decided we all had to dress like the Joker for our performance" was an infinitely worse explanation so I just said I was sorry

castiel the gay angel literally went to superhell for the future of popular gay ships. those old good omens guys, the gay firefighters. cas died for gay ships everywhere like jesus on the cross

so true. but funny how dean was the one that ended up nailed

* * * News Interruption * * *

Dick: If anyone needs to get something off their chest, this is a safe place

Dick: Emotionally

Dick: Not physically. We’re clearly in danger

Jason: Can we have a heart-to-heart when we’re not under heavy fire?

Dick: Maybe you and Cass, but Damian is most emotionally vulnerable on the job