Fucking get it, Isabelle

understands all the nuances of first and last names: frodo, sam, merry, pippin, gandalf

knows about last names but isn’t entirely sure how to use them: aragorn, boromir

doesn’t understand last names and at this point is afraid to ask: legolas, gimli

boromir calls pippin ‘peregrine of the house of took’ one time and he can’t stop laughing all day

gimli thinks baggins is a battle epithet and politely asks frodo when and how he earned it. “i got it from my father? when i was born?” gimli doesn’t know whether to be impressed or concerned

aragorn just thinks they’re basically epessi. one can never have too many epessi. he calls merry ‘brandybuck meriadoc’ which prompts legolas to do some internal math as he tries to figure out which one is brandybuck

(via @avenger-shaped-plotholes) YES EXACTLY

VERY into Pippin calling Boromir ‘Mister Gondor’ one day in an effort to be polite and Boromir being dazed for full minutes at being addressed like a popular gondorian children’s book protagonist 

After the previous post, it’s only a matter of time before someone feels the need to say something silly about what constitutes a wizard, so I figured I’d head this one off at the pass and present this handy guide to differentiating a beach Witch from a beach Wizard.

Still losing my mind over the Animal Crossing series having a Turnip seller, Bug Catching enthusiast and whoever the hell this Beaver was who used to look like this

But now for New Horizons they look like this

Complete bimbo/babyfication

it's their grandkids, are they not allowed to retire??

Absolutely not

this exchange between me and my sister about animal crossing reads like two comrades bleeding out on the battlefield

i literally cannot stop thinking about this post

this tiktok is gonna cure coronavirus

"Mo mo" "Moooooo"

received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

the fucking eagles got him

Day 10: Ship Day #1 - Rokushi (insp)

Prompt list

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the music of traverse town sounds like home

Man that guy who painted the Mona Lisa is pretty good

anyone know if he does commissions?

Bad news guys…

lemme guess. that was his only normal piece and the rest is sherlock inflation art

Reason #789 why Zuko joining the Gaang earlier would have been hilarious: he's the only one sleep-deprived enough to understand Aang's batshit exhaustion hallucinations

Aang: oh my god Appa and Momo are fighting with katanas

Zuko: Momo's sword is actually a wakizashi, it's too small to be a katana

Aang: wait you can see them

Zuko, who hasn't had a proper night's sleep since he had clear skin: I See Everything

Katara: Aang please go to sleep

Aang: BUT I FORGOT MY PANTS AND-

Zuko, nodding: and your math test

Aang: AND MY MATH TEST

Aang: so then I said "NO FIRE LORD OZAI, YOU'RE NOT WEARING PANTS" and boom, nightmare over

Zuko, taking notes: you're a tiny bald genius

Namine