Lilith in the beginning of Bl 2: oneshots bad guys. keeps being able to spam her ability. makes things explode and actually hurts people

Me: naw naw naw this aint the Lilith chicken-fit shit I played in Bl 1 where my main girl at

Lilith, at the angel core: barely does any damage. where the fuck is she. oh there she is she’s running away again

Me: now this is the girl I remember

*screaming* JUST WRITE DICK i promise its 10000000% sexier

his swollen meat thermometer was ready 2 take ur temperature

That sounds like a legit line from 50 shades of grey (Gray?)

his undulating flesh pylon crashed again and again in eager rigidity…………….

his stephen king movie monster slapped her oklahoma exit

I’m every one in this

Dunsparce is ready to love again.

so too am i ready to love this dragon worm

I learned today that Stan Lee once wanted Danny Devito to play Wolverine and I want to exist in the universe where that movie happened

honestly upon hearing this news my fists clenched in frustartion

////sleepingBOOTY///!!//

more baby animals here

@kimbeegalaxy

GASP HI BABY

JACK YOU’RE A FUCKING HOLOGRAM YOU CAN’T DRINK WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WOULD HAPPEN YOU DEAD WEIGHT OF UNCUT LUMBERING STUPID ASS-SUCKING FUCKER

HEY YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE HES FORGETFUL OKAY HES GOING THROUGH ALOT

“why don’t girls text first too often” cause guys will call you clingy for literally no reason and we’re trying to avoid being put in that category lol

i personally adore clingy people because it makes me feel like im doing such a good job being your company that you want to be around me often but idk

attention

attention

helo

the loss of innocence in the second picture is overwhelming

this is why mr moseby is such an asshole

I know 0% about comics and stuff but wth happened are you guys alright :O

same man I’m scared of tumblr right now people are throwing things

steve rogers is a nazi now apparently so that would be why

i don't ubderstand why?

wow what a challenge this one turned out to be

oh jeez I just don't know