New idea: instead of writing the fic, you come over to my house and I tell you the entire plot while I pace my tiny kitchen. There’s a cup of tea, warm in your hands. The words don’t stop and the affection never leaves your expression.

instead of writing the fic you watch with an odd fascination as i explain it to you in detail because "we need to bring back the tradition of oral storytelling and my carpal tunnel is acting up."

Instead of writing the fic I make a discord and make you all join while I screen share me half assed typing plot points while I drink cocoa and rant before I start getting into specific scenes as I get wound up and excited

(Hazbin masterlist of stories I did write)

I’m already missing HHN

There’s one white girl who WOULD survive a horror movie-

#i love how he just turned from maniacal monster to girlboss at the end 💅

Going through my screenshots and Halsin in the background is just-

A new beginning - BG3

Congratulations, game. You really did subvert my initial expectations with the really-not-all-that-horny vampire and the totally sensible weed Dad figure and Mr. Gale "I'm totally into the fact you haven't taken in a bath in 2 weeks and I read a book about about being turned on by deadly danger and let's have astral projection 4-way sex with only 2 people in outer space and you look good jogging around the city in strappy bondage gear" Dekarios.

Not complaining. I was just surprised, that's all. I love having my expectations subverted.

instead of commenting on halsins height you should be allowed to press your palm to his and go "aha your hands are so big and mine are so small"

homodachi...

Being on Tumblr from ten years ago until now and seeing how it's aged is so funny. When I first got here everything was like "haha lol so random, superwholock, taquitos, tumblr university!" but today I just scrolled past three different memes about tax season

FUCK I gotta do my taxes

We gotchu, baby:

How to File Your Taxes FOR FREE in 2024: Simple Instructions for the Stressed-out Taxpayer 

ARCHIVE YOUR FIC ON AO3 FOR ETERNAL GLORY

It physically pains me to see people post awesome fanfiction to tumblr and nowhere else. Tumblr moves so fast! By tomorrow people who didn’t look in a tag at the right moment won’t know it existed. By next week even people who did read it won’t be able to find it back to reread. Finding anything on tumblr via search function is practically a fluke. For all intents and purposes, your hard work has a halflife of about a week at most.

PUT YOUR WORK ON AO3 WHERE IT CAN LIVE ETERNALLY, I BEG YOU

“But I need an invite for AO3!”

Yes, and the waiting list is currently 2-3 days. That’s hardly worth not doing this for, right?

“But I only read fic, I don’t post it”

here is a post on why having an account just to read fic is also very worth it!

Lately I’ve been the tumblr person who jumps onto people who post cool fic to tumblr and going HEY HAVE YOU POSTED THIS TO AO3, YOU REALLY SHOULD, HIT ME UP FOR AN INVITE CODE and I hereby invite all you fellow fic readers and posters to join me into spreading the good word.

Please reblog this and tag your favourite fandoms and pairings! Spread this post to the people who need to see it! Save great fic from the tumblr void!

I get comments on fic written in the 1990s. On AO3 it lasts forever. 💜

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus

Jokes on you @fortheloveofdata my posts don’t break containment

It seems I have fallen victim to hubris

sure what's the worst that could happen

@uranium

Mistakenly touched my weenor after crushing up a chili pepper for my Ramen honestly not as painful as one would expect more of a gentle heat much like the pleasant burn of cayenne in a spiced coffee or even much like . A chili crushed up in a bowl of delicious Ramen. Much food for thought

This is how literally all fetishes are discovered

Good to know. Perhaps if I keep touching my Johnson with capsaicin fingers I will have many secrets revealed to me

I don't care what official translations say, I chose to believe "Et tu, Brute?" translates to "What the FUCK, Brutus?"

apparently it translates more like

halsin having 10 strength makes no sense to me. like wdym the 7ft tall elf with biceps bigger than my tav's head can't win an arm wrestle against her. she's like 5'4 babes, c'mon