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@sofiainredlondon / sofiainredlondon.tumblr.com

we learn how to wring magic from the ordinary sofia // queer // she/her // 17 bullet journalist, bookworm, artist, writer and fangirl with too much on her plate
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Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.

no white gay boy will ever reblog this, watch:

no white gay will reblog this

no white lgb person will reblog this

Without Stonewall, without the efforts of Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera, the LGBTQ Community wouldn’t be where it is today. Don’t forget the roots, don’t forget the catalyst.

and then TERFs wanna be like, “hmm well the LGBT community existed before Stonewall!”

but like…Becky, of course LGBTQ+ people existed before Stonewall. We’ve all existed since the beginning of time. But the movement got a shock to its senses, a jump-start, a rocket-into-space when that glass shattered via Marsha P. Johnson, and when Sylvia Rivera was up on-stage protesting guess who was on the sidelines heckling her?

The same fuckers who won’t ever reblog or acknowledge this

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Here’s to everyone fighting their own battles.

Here’s to every brave warrior.

Here’s to you.

Here’s to me.

I have never hit the fcking reblog button so goddamned fast 

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When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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einstetic

TYPES OF STUDENTS

a. studies to learn, not to get good grades. doesn’t stress about anything, sloppy handwriting, stacks of books, takes napping seriously b. spends every single night working their ass off for their grades yet still people think they are naturally smart c. spends more time procrastinating than actually studying. gets still good grades. secretly envied by others. d. always late, never has their material with them and interrupts everyone. still liked by everyone. e. the stereotypical hipster. loves classics, coffee and rainy weather. can be found at coffee shops reading or observing people. f. perfectionist who feels the need to better than anyone else. gets mad when a friend gets a better grade. g. envious of everyone. wants to get good grades but spends their time watching netflix all day long, still has the gut to complain about not having enough time to study. h. tries to do everything they can even though their mental health isn’t the best. skips a lot of school days to catch up on school work.

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Hello, 2018. • During this year, a lot of big things will happen for me. I’ll be turning 18, I’ll be going through my senior exams and through my first (and hopefully last) college applications, I’ll go off to college, have my own little place for the first time, not be dependent on my parents anymore. By the end of this year, Ill be expected to be an adult. Am I ready? Hell no. Am I scared? YES. But am I excited as hell for what’s to come? YESSS Change scares me as much as anyone else, but it’s also something that excites me, it makes me giddy even thinking about living alone and in a big city, studying what I’m passionate about, being able to meet new people... This is going to be a good year, peeps, I can feel it ❤️

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tinystvdy

new year’s coming! how will you celebrate it? i’ll shoot some rockets in the sky🎆

an expense/budget tracker for the new year - very important! i don’t wanna end up on the streets 😂 again, keeping it simple. 

i didn’t know what to do with the left page so thankfully my friend gave me a nice quote and leaving it just “blank” is too boring, so i added a tiny drawing and a few sparkly stars.

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How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

oh my god these are great

fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes

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academedic

school mindset

essays - make each essay you write better than the last

small assignments - aim for 100s, expect 100s, get 100s

homework - pretend they’re assignments

homework that’s not graded - pretend! they’re! assignments!

tests - study for 100s, expect less

long term projects - act like it’s due in four days -even when it’s not- until you’re done with it

group projects - do not get angry

presentations - pretend you’re obama

disclaimer - this works for me, it may not work for everybody, do not push yourself too hard!!

This is such a great way to treat college work!

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A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy

A good post, pure.

Another adorable story has been added.

can I have these posted right under the politics section in the newspaper? I feel like we need that kinda positivity rn.

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“Annabeth elbowed him. Percy put his arm around her. She nestled comfortably against his side. He kissed the blonde curls on top of her head.” - Magnus Chase, Ship of the Dead

PERCY JACKSON GIVES ANNABETH CHASE HEAD KISSES AND IS TALL ENOUGH TO COMFORTABLY DO SO. HE’S LITERALLY LIKE A FULL HEAD TALLER THAN HER. GIVE ME THEIR CANON HEIGHT DIFFERENCE I LIVE I-

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Andrew finds out he loves reading when he’s at Palmetto. He’s never been a great reader (hard to learn to read well when you’re changing schools a lot and don’t always have access to books or libraries) but he picks up a book off of Bee’s bookshelf once and she lets him borrow it. It takes him a while to read, but he finishes it and returns it. He ends up slowly making his way through some more of her books and she’ll often give him a new book she thinks he’d like for his birthday and holidays. Andrew falling in love with reading as an adult and needing to buy a bookshelf in his apartment after he graduates because he’s started to bulid up a book collection.

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