You, Woman fucking your wife behind a column on a courthouse, have you considered getting a room, specifically an Amtrak Roomette, it comes with a bed, windows, and a coffee machine in each car

sure she’s evil but look at those tits

Don’t open a bottle of champagne around me unless you want a tiny chair for your joint or other tiny objects.

I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

You shouldn't have a 9-5 job. You should be giving 5-9 trans women a sloppy group blowjob

Quitting my job to do this who will help me

do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever

let it be known he is chilling like crazy

"i dont want topless women or leather daddies at pride" then why are you going. like be really fucking serious why are you going

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

I'd ride his stinky dick

Pink Face Side Table

If this thing was a boss in an indie video game with 2 lines of confusing nonsense dialog it would have its own dedicated nsfw fanart tag by now

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

Baked Beans is trying to remember what day it is…

Swiss Cheese knows!

It’s Fat Bear Friday!

There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.

Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.

and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."